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  • The Encyclopedia Philomena
  • By: Philomena Cunk
  • Narrated by: Philomena Cunk
  • Length: 5 hrs and 38 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (1,154 ratings)
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Cunk on Everything

By: Philomena Cunk
Narrated by: Philomena Cunk
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Summary

Read by Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk, the star of Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe and Cunk on Britain.

Once in a blue moon, a book comes along that changes the world. The Origin of Species. War and Peace. 1984. The World According to Danny Dyer. And now, Cunk on Everything: The Encyclopedia Philomena, by Philomena Cunk.

Philomena Cunk is one of the greatest thinkers of the 21st century, and in Cunk on Everything she turns her attention to our biggest issue: why are there so many books?

Wouldn't it be better if there was just one? This is that book - an encyclopedia of ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE, from sausages to Henry of Eight to Brush Strokes to vegetarian sausages.

Listen to it, and you'll never have to read another book again.

©2018 Jason Hazeley and Joel Morris (P)2018 Hodder & Stoughton Limited

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"Cunk for PM." (Rachel Rile)

"Truly the intellect for our baffling times." (The Times)

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Smile on my face

Listened to the whole of this in a day. Wandering about with a permanent smile on face with occasional giggle fits. Top class character comedy writing and Diane Morgan’s narration is brilliant.

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Cunk is Brilliant

I made the mistake of putting this on at bedtime and was helplessly laughing well into the small hours. It’s utterly stupid in the very best way, genuinely funny.

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Explains everything beautifullly.

A comedic perspective of the confused world we have created. What is the truth? Be very careful of what you believe. You are not your thoughts.

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Hey...

Your stunning and your body is perfect just the way it is your the most beautiful and/or handsome person in the entire world so stop hating yourself, keep your head held high and remember that your appreciated and loved Xx ❤️

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if you love Cunk, this is a treat

absolutely loved it. the delivery and humour is fantastic i burst out laughing in public several times. long time Cunk fan since she edged out Barry Shitpeas. Quality stuff, just wish there was more of it

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Funny in parts

I love this woman but I must admit to being a tad bored when listening for any length of time but some genuine laugh out loud moments

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Awesome

I love everything Philomena Cunk does! This audiobook is no exception! Very funny and it made me Google stuff.

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cracks me up

love it. Diane Morgan is so hilarious are delivering. Her dead pan voice is perfect to portray the moronic character.

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Brilliant...

Now l know everything....bring on The Chase .... well worth a listen...you'll love it...

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Chunk on everything

Very funny.
It’s basically just an alphabetical list of stuff with her unique spin on the obvious but I found it dead funny and pretty clever too. 👍

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