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Dear Joan and Jericha - Why He Turns Away

By: Joan Damry, Jericha Domain
Narrated by: Jericha Domain, Joan Damry
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Summary

From the world-renowned agony aunts of award-winning podcast 'Dear Joan and Jericha' comes an unputdownable bible of sex and relationship advice on how to find, satisfy and maintain a husband, from dating right up until you or hubby pass away.

We dedicate this tome to Mahmoud: surgeon, prophet, model and friend. Capable of performing up to 30 hysterectomies a day (often blindfolded), it was Mahmoud that begged us to put pen to papyrus and share our wisdom with all the lost ladies suffering in the world today.

As much revered celebrities, living glamorous and wealthy lifestyles, we do of course come under fire. There has recently been vicious slander circulating, regarding a small handful of folk who have written to us with a problem, and having listened to our response, gone on to take their own lives. As if the two were somehow connected.

These naysayers are generally bitter and jealous spinsters, taking perverse and sadistic pleasure in being vindictive and nasty, while no doubt masturbating at the same time. To these lonely ladies we would say, 'Go look in your own heart, knock ye there and ask yourself some difficult questions. Because you will find the real guilt writhing within ye, like maggots mating in yesterday's apple'.

What we offer here is a lifeline, a service, much like the NHS, or perhaps more accurately, the AA. Joan and Jericha: AA for the heart. Affording you the opportunity to have a breakdown, call for a pick-up truck, stop off for a Full English whilst a hairy guy in a grubby onesie fumbles under your bonnet and tweaks at your wiring, before sending you on your way, lubricated, primed, pumped and pretty.

With kind regards,
Joan Damry and Jericha Domain OBE MBE (etc)
©2020 Joan Damry and Jericha Domain (P)2020 Orion Publishing Group Limited

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Thank you ladies

Thank you for making this, a highlight of 2020 and making me laugh constantly. The podcast season 3 next pretty please!!
Joan and jericha and friends!? 👀

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Manageable in smaller doses

Being a fan of the podcast I was looking forward to this seeing how the comedy would translate to a longer format. Whilst generally very funny, there’s often a lot of repetition of the same type of joke, (a lot of low brow toilet humour which feels a little beneath comedy greats such as these).

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Hilariously inappropriate

I could only listen to this about 20 mins at a time because it’s so funny!
Yes, it’s quite inappropriate at times, but it’s tongue in cheek delivery and utter preposterous nature makes it a cheery listen on a January commute!

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Disgusting

Brilliant. Should be a compulsory reading/listening text in the National School Curriculum. Snowflakes may be offended—but when aren't they?

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Goodness me, Joan. Hilarious.

If you're a fan of the podcast, you will love this. I have no idea how much is from the book verbatim and how much is just riffing.

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I need these friends!

This is hilarious, but more importantly, it made me feel like I have found friends with the same filthy and imaginative sense of comedy. I don't feel so odd now!! Any others like these ladies, happy to call you a friend over drinks! Stellar

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True genius, not for the easily offended

Even though their podcast format does not perfectly transition to a book format, it is still a 5 star listen,

I love the show, and have done from the start, and found this book to be excellent, but only 30 minutes at a time.

If you are a person who wakes up each morning looking to be offended by the world, then give this a miss.

These ladies are amazing!

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loved it!

if you love the podcast, you'll love this.. Hilarious tips on how to keep your man.

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Incredible

Both comedic geniuses. So funny and brilliantly delivered! I can’t wait for the next one.

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Brilliant

Love listening to this. Makes me laugh out loud, which I rarely do.
I listen to this whilst driving and I always wonder that if I have a car crash will this book keep playing, booming from my car speakers… ? I hope not. I then just hope that the people that find me there will have the same dry humour as our dear friends Joan and Jericha.

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