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It's Not Me, It's Them
- Confessions of a Hopeless Modern Romantic
- Narrated by: Joel Dommett
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
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Summary
As a 17-year-old virgin working...for Virgin, Joel Dommett has grand ambitions. Firstly, he is going to swap suburbia for the bright lights of showbiz. Secondly, he is going to find 'the one' - and sets himself the very achievable target of finding her in the first 50 people he's definitely going to sleep with.
What follows is a series of disastrous romantic encounters, including carpets mistaken for toilets, futile grand gestures and the catfishing to end all catfishing.
Featuring genuine teenage diary entries and told in Joel's trademark self-deprecating style, this is the brilliant first book from the UK's most exciting comedian.
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- Em
- 11-02-18
Laughed like a drain. Well done Joel what a treat.
Where does It's Not Me, It's Them rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
Top two.
What other book might you compare It's Not Me, It's Them to, and why?
This is going to hurt, Adam Kay
What about Joel Dommett’s performance did you like?
Totally relateable
Any additional comments?
I have read nearly 300 books and only two have left me compelled to write brief review.
After two weeks of work and life stress resulting in a very grumpy old mare I bought this book as I love Joel on telly and it truly cheered me up.
Joel has managed with this book to take the reader on a nostalgic journey filled with charming and at times moving tales that anyone could have experienced.
I clearly have no idea how to write a review but trust me when i say it is just a light, funny, funny book.
Joel, thank you on behalf of me children for jolting their mum out of a funk.
Congratulations on finding the one and sharing the love. xx
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-12-19
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Haven't laughed this much at a book ever. I encourage all to read this masterpiece
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- D. Ham
- 20-12-18
Wonderful, funny and heartwarming
Absolutely loved this book. Very funny, narrated with great enthusiasm and structure. Enjoyed every moment and especially the "date" setting. Highly recommend this book to all. Some great adventures and stories that are thoroughly worth a listen
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- Jagruti
- 11-02-18
Worth every single penny of my free audible credit!
Dear JD,
I really love the way you tell your story, with such enthusiasm and joy; you can tell you are really proud of this book and that’s more than well deserved! I like the way you make us feel like we are there with you through your first date with Hannah, and that makes us invested in each of your stories. Very funny and cleverly written.
This is a very endearing and funny book, and I’d highly recommend everyone buying it!
Well done Joel! 👏🏼
Yours sincerely,
A JD (not the alcohol JD, but the JD that wrote this book) fan 😀
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- bibliophile89
- 24-10-23
Didn’t finish
I got bored of this book quite quickly and didn’t finish it sadly as I like the comedian
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- Sophie
- 12-01-23
funny and engaging
My first audiobook of 2023 & I absolutely loved it! I'm kind of sad its now over tbh..
I'm a massive fan of Joel, especially since his appearance on I'm A Celeb. Listening to the audiobook of this was just brilliant and had my howling loads. As soon as I listened to the sample & heard his Lex Luther comment I knew I had to download this book. Joel is such a funny guy and I found his voice very engaging, his impressions and accents are brilliant too 🤣🤣
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- craig
- 22-08-22
Great listen
Well read fun and exciting!!
Had it on non stop on my ear or when I drove.
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- Jenny T
- 12-07-22
Loved this book.
This book is just the tonic I needed to listed to. Out and out belly laughs and some very poignant turns. loved it!
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- Jimmy O Reilly
- 25-05-22
great story
Joel dommett has an amazing ability to tell his story well and keeps you interested to the very end. definitely will listen to it again.
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- LM
- 28-04-22
Heartwarming and hilarious
Such an easy listen, I laughed out loud again and again. Will definitely replay soon!
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