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Rules for Vampires
- Narrated by: Kristin Atherton
- Series: Rules for Vampires Series, Book 1
- Length: 9 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Literature & Fiction
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Summary
Straighten your cape and sharpen your claws...being a vampire is harder than it looks! The deliciously funny debut from Alex Faulkes.
There are highs and lows to being a vampire. On one claw, you get cool powers like beastly strength and hypnotism and the ability to GRIMWALK. On the other claw, however, vampires are bound by the Vampiric Laws: rules to protect the balance between the worlds of the Living and the Undead. And unfortunately, 11-year-old Leo has just forgotten rule number one.... The Rules for Vampires don't tell you what to do when you make a ghostly enemy, or accidentally restart an ancient war. But Leo and her very unusual family are more than up to the job.
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- 21-09-21
Good good good good good Book 10/10
Omg good Book 10/10 is a great deal btw I love pandas and red pandas