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Ten Thousand Apologies

By: Adelle Stripe, Lias Saoudi
Narrated by: Emily Spowage, Lias Saoudi
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Summary

SHORTLISTED FOR THE PENDERYN MUSIC BOOK PRIZE

From the mountains of Algeria to the squats of South London via sectarian Northern Ireland, Ten Thousand Apologies is the sordid and thrilling story of the country's most notorious cult band, Fat White Family. Loved and loathed in equal measure since their formation in 2011, the relentlessly provocative, stunningly dysfunctional 'drug band with a rock problem' have dedicated themselves to constant chaos and total creative freedom at all costs.

Like a tragicomic penny dreadful dreamed up by a mutant hybrid of Jean Genet, the Dadaists and Mark E. Smith, the Fat Whites' story is a frequently jaw-dropping epic of creative insurrection, narcotic excess, mental illness, wanderlust, self-sabotage, fractured masculinity and the ruthless pursuit of absolute art.

Co-written with lucidity and humour by singer Lias Saoudi and acclaimed author Adelle Stripe, Ten Thousand Apologies is that rare thing: a music book that barely features any music, a biography as literary as any novel and a confessional that does not seek forgiveness. This is the definitive account of Fat White Family's disgraceful and radiant jihad—a depraved, romantic and furious gesture of refusal to a sanitised era.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

©2022 Adelle Stripe and Lias Saoudi (P)2022 Orion Publishing Group

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Excellent listen

I really enjoyed listening to this story. I loved the no holds barred approach. Love the band and their music.

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I don’t always enjoy biographies but…

…I enjoyed this one

Jaw dropping antics and honesty regarding said antics. If you like the music and the performances of the Fat Whites, you’re bound to like this

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memory lane.

well done. this is a fantastic listen. especially the movement between first person and third person.

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Awesome take of creativity

well written and great performances. the perfect insight into the fat whites and the music scene.

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fair play on that

not too bad at all
not the worst greasy junked up bio you'll hear this decade.

I mean Imagen sitting through a libertines auto biography? dread to think.

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A wild tale about bands, drugs, humanity and the truth about ‘the scene’

An excellently written true tale about two brothers (and their associates) and their journey to forming this notorious band. From the London music scene in the 2010s to rural Algeria, via the music venues and rehab facilities of the USA and Europe, we see the highs and the (very low) lows of life in your 20s, in an art-school band with a serious drug problem. Funny, insightful and honest, this is a great listen.

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9,999 apologies

you don't need to apologise to me for this performance. Disgusting, deranged and full of dirge. Absolutely second to none.

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touch the leather

I'm seeing this band in a few weeks, didn't know anything about them. I like Adele Stripes writing style and tone, so gave it a go. intriguing messed up characters, interesting listen. liked the mix of voices.

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Brilliant!

I love the music of Fat white family and as this book came out I was thrilled. The audio is cleverly divided between two narrators and works well. I would recommend this book even though you aren't familiar with their music but looking into gritty, sweaty and drugged up band histories.

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Amazing

Best music bio iv read by far! I repeat the Best music bio iv read by far!

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