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What Not to Do If You Turn Invisible
- Narrated by: Aysha Kala
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Literature & Fiction
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Summary
From the author of the unforgettable best seller Time Travelling with a Hamster comes another surprising, beautiful and funny novel about a child who, by disappearing, will write herself into your heart forever.
Turning invisible at will: it's one way of curing your acne. But far more drastic than 13 year-old Ethel Leatherhead intended when she tried a combination of untested medicines and a sunbed.
It's fun at first, being invisible. And aided by her friend Boydy, she manages to keep her extraordinary ability secret. Or does she?
When one day the invisibility fails to wear off, Ethel is thrown into a nightmare of lies and deception as she struggles to keep herself safe, to find the remedy that will make her seen again - and solve the mystery of her own birth.
Critic reviews
"The gripping suspense truly makes time fly.... the book's heart and humour are hard to resist." (Piers Torday, author of The Last Wild)
"Extremely clever and totally engaging." ( The Irish Times)
"Intelligent, well crafted and impressive." (Nicolette Jones, The Sunday Times)
"Touching, silly and exciting by turns, this thrilling little book is an inventive take on time travel for children. Sure to be a hit with fans of R. J. Palacio's Wonder.... an unforgettable, madcap story from a bright new talent in children's fiction." ( Waterstones)
"A touching tale of family, grief and love." ( Daily Express)
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- Bruna Gabriela de Luca
- 27-01-17
brilliant!
Wonderfully creative and imaginative storytelling. The characters were endearing and believable. The plot was intricate with all threads coming together for a satisfying ending. Lovely, subtle humour. Just fabulous!
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- James
- 09-03-20
Fantastic
Well written. Very well read.
I thoroughly enjoyed this book!
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- Penny Farthing
- 19-11-19
Loved it
I love this book and I found out that in “The dog who saved the world” I noticed two characters but I won’t say who so you can find out🤫
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- J. Dehoff
- 08-10-18
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Good and you are the perfect and to me and everyone else ❤️😊you are incredible and you are the star 🌟 so don’t ever change.🙂😛😊
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- ECropper, East Midlands
- 04-08-17
really good
amazing story and such a good plot twist near the end. love it so much!!!
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-10-19
great book
Great story for all the family to enjoy I have listened to it at least 3 times since I got it and it gets better every time even when you know the story line
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- AN
- 28-07-19
I recommend it
It was a very enjoyable book and I loved it (by 8 years old girl)
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- Alicia Jones
- 19-07-19
awesome
my son absolutely loved this book listens to it over and over great book great storyline
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- Jai
- 24-08-18
enjoyed by all the family
Enjoyed by all the family on a family (5, 8 and 11 year old children) on a road trip through Spain
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- Anonymous User
- 06-05-20
Fabulous
I love this book its so good great story line the events in the book are perfecly alined i would give this a 10/5 if i could i highly recommend
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