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  • Whatever You Do, Don't Run

  • True Tales of a Botswana Safari Guide
  • By: Peter Allison
  • Narrated by: Antony Ferguson
  • Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (141 ratings)
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Whatever You Do, Don't Run

By: Peter Allison
Narrated by: Antony Ferguson
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Summary

Whatever You Do, Don't Run is a hilarious collection of true tales from top ­safari guide Peter Allison. In a place where the wrong behavior could get you eaten, Allison has survived face-to-face encounters with big cats, angry ­elephants, and the world's most unpredictable animals: herds of untamed tourists and foolhardy guides whose outrageous antics sometimes make them even more dangerous than a pride of hungry lions!

Join Allison as he faces down charging lions (twice); searches for a drunk, half-naked tourist who happens to be a member of the British royal family; drives a Land Rover full of tourists into a lagoon full of hippos; and adopts the most ­vicious animal in Africa as his "pet". Full of lively humor and a genuine love and respect for Botswana and its rich wildlife, Whatever You Do, Don't Run takes you to where the wild things are and introduces you to a place where every day is a new adventure!

©2007 Peter Allison (P)2012 Tantor

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"Allison's infectious enthusiasm for both the African bush and his job showing its wonders to tourists is readily apparent, making for a fast and very entertaining read." ( Booklist)

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Greatly enjoyable

I thought these stories were a real insight into what it would be like working on safari tours, really interesting and enjoyable book.

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Wonderful stories

I love this book I felt as though I was there in Africa watching the animals and birds with him. His love and enthusiasm shone through. The stories were well written and narrated

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Great book to listen to after safari

I went on safari in South Africa and enjoyed listening to this afterwards! Great book!

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Narrator Falls Flat

Funny anecdotes but the delivery of the narrator makes it all fall flat. Something about it just sounds stunted, like he's just reading and not actually engaging in the material. This could be so much better with a more enthusiastic narrator that has a sense of comedic timing and emphasis.

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just lovely. Brilliant narrator

I find often that narrator's spoil a whole book. In this case he is brilliant

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Great stories.

There are some lovely, interesting and funny stories in here. It’s a great book. Only downside is the inconsistent fake Australian accent that grates against native ears.

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I really enjoyed it and was disappointed it ended.

The stories we're funny and informative. would highly recommend this book to anyone thinking of going on safari.

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a straightforward recounting of tales in Africa

these are some great stories, competently told. good narration. no amazing lyrical writing, but enjoyable nonetheless.

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Amazing stories

Amazing stories, told in a very straightforward way but are still gripping. Narration is wooden. But overall I really enjoyed it and it gives great insight into the job of a guide. Fascinating.

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Hilarious listen

I enjoyed this book. The humour was great and had me laughing throughout. As a local of Botswana though, there were a few pronunciations of local words & places that were wrong and took me a while to register what the narrator was refering to.

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