Episodes

  • Cannibal Cornucopia! (A Don't Open This Podcast Thanksgiving Special!)
    Nov 25 2024

    Thanksgiving is about bringing families together for feasts, so Mike and Tim have cooked up 6 cannabalistic courses that'll have you coming back for seconds!

    They take a WRONG TURN into the wild west frights of BONE TOMAHAWK before going back to school in the twisted coming-of-age RAW. The next stop into the deadly deserts of THE HILLS HAVE EYES will leave you feeling RAVENOUS before a final stop in the Amazon for CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST.

    Gather around the table because the first course is coming up on Don't Open This Podcast's Thanksgiving CANNIBAL CORNUCOPIA!

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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • Spotlight On Fright - Smile 1/2 & Woman Of The Hour (plus Screen Refresh Crossover!)
    Nov 13 2024

    The Halloween season may be done, but Mike and Tim still have treats in store for you, dear listeners!

    Nick from Screen Refresh joins in to sync up on a film franchise that'll turn that frown upside down with a Spotlight On Fright: SMILE and SMILE 2! Then head out of the theater and into the studio audience to discuss the Anna Kendrick directorial debut WOMAN OF THE HOUR (now on Netflix!).

    Is that not enough? Then settle in as we dive into our favorite trailers to keep your eyes on to round out 2024 and into the new year. So, grab your Voss Water because we're going on tour here at DON'T OPEN THIS PODCAST!

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • 31 Nights Of Terror PT 2
    Oct 15 2024

    The countdown continues, dear listeners! Your faithful Halloween horror hosts return to bring you the scream-of-the-crop with 18 more morsels to satisfy your terrified tastebuds!


    "But what if I've already seen some of these?" you ask? Well, we've got you covered as Mike, Tim, and Anthony wrap up the extravaganza with a lightning round of scary substitutions! We're digging up everything from demonic deals and fatal faeries to slasher spoofs and terrifying talk-shows. It's all treats, no tricks at Don't Open This Podcast HQ as we continue 31 NIGHTS OF TERROR PART 2!

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    2 hrs and 38 mins
  • 31 Nights Of Terror PT 1
    Sep 30 2024

    October is officially upon us, Boils & Ghouls! Mike & Tim have assembled a spine-tingling holiday special SO SPECTACULAR… they had to dig up their ol’ pal Anthony to join in! 3 hosts you ask? HELL YES 3 Hosts!

    We are covering a whopping 31 Fright Flicks (split into 2 parts) handpicked just for you for each and every day of October! A cinematic witch’s brew of Zombies, Vampires, Demons, Maniacs, and Bloodthirsty Beasties that go bump in the night await you!
    It’s time kids!!! Clear those bats out of your belfry and curl up in your favorite coffin... with this horror list to die for, Episode 63: The DOTP “31 Nights of Terror” Part 1!

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    1 hr and 50 mins
  • Farm Raised Fright! Six Seeds Of Doom!
    Sep 23 2024

    The Fall harvest is here, and Mike & Tim are bringing you all the best in farm-to-table fear with 6 locally-sourced scares! The boys make an overnight stop at Farmer Vincent's for the best fritters in town in MOTEL HELL before edging ever-closer to an accidental Anatomy Of A Franchise as they learn way too much about the corn export market in CHILDREN OF THE CORN 3. Be sure to beware the incubus as Wes Craven brings us a DEADLY BLESSING, and then prepare for a double-take of terror with 2 cosmic body-horror tales with THE CURSE and COLOR OUT OF SPACE. If that's not enough, grab your pitchfork and play the hiding game in DARK NIGHT OF THE SCARECROW. We've been sowing so it's time to let it reap on Don't Open This Podcast's FARM RAISED FRIGHT! SIX SEEDS OF DOOM!

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    1 hr and 37 mins
  • Anatomy Of A Franchise: Alien
    Sep 9 2024

    Big things have small beginnings, so join your "HOSTS" as Mike and Tim venture to LV-426 and beyond ...to investigate a franchise that will have you BURSTING with excitement! From the first facehugger aboard the Nostromo to the fresh alien onslaught of the Romulus, we're covering the Xenomorph through every phase in cinema. The meaning of life, prison planets, hybrid clones, Colonial Marines, and head-to-head death matches with Predators lurk in every corner... So, grab a Pulse Rifle, strap into your POWER LOADER and remember, "IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM" when Don't Open This Podcast presents "Anatomy Of A Franchise: ALIEN!"

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    3 hrs and 6 mins
  • A Cornucopia Of Carnage (plus Tim Returns!)
    Aug 26 2024

    Welcome back, devout listeners!

    This episode is very special for us because Tim, much like Trash from “Return of The Living Dead” … is BACK FROM THE GRAVE & READY TO PARTY! To celebrate, the boys have selected a wide array of morbid morsels & disturbing main courses from past & present. Let’s call it “A Cornucopia of Carnage” for all to enjoy! Join us on a nightmarish thrill ride through the clay-covered psychosis of “ STOP MOTION “, dive head first into the surprisingly deep end of fear with “NIGHT SWIM”, while we board up the windows to avoid certain death in “ARCADIAN”. We wrap things up with a sermon on “IMMACULATE “ & chat about Tim’s fresh thoughts on a handful of films that Mike & Anthony previously covered for good measure ! Hopefully you brought your appetite for horror because “Episode 60: A CORNUCOPIA OF CARNAGE” offers a lot to chew on!

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    2 hrs and 17 mins
  • Reel Real Slashers Part 2
    Aug 12 2024

    Mike & Anthony wrap up their True Crime miniseries this week, chronicling some of the most dastardly REAL LIFE deeds ever committed to celluloid! From the callous exploits of the murderous “DES” & voyeuristic character study of “HENRY: Portrait of a Serial Killer”, prepare yourselves for an unflinching foray into primal fears not easily forgotten. If the genuinely shocking death toll of “The Sacrament” doesn’t make your skin crawl…the boys dig deeper still to unearth the origin of a monster with “My Friend Dahmer”. The bravest of listeners will be lead down a final, decades- long road of police procedural perfection in “Memories of Murder” by Oscar winning Director Bong Joon-ho. Expect to be enthralled & disgusted in equal measure as Episode 59 “REEL REAL SLASHERS: PART 2” is NOT for the faint of heart. You've been warned!

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    2 hrs and 14 mins