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While on the search for missing comrades, John Henry and his pards stumble on a paradise on earth. A beautiful Garden of Eden bursting with enough crops and livestock to feed Uncle Billy’s army for months. But the property is owned by Kate Bradley and her lovely daughters, who reside in a nearby home converted into a hostel for guests. An invitation to wine and dine in the company of these ladies is too tempting to resist. While the soldiers are easily seduced, John Henry is suspicious from the get go.

Liam, the leprechaun, loves to fart! Sometimes, it makes him unpopular with the other leprechauns, and other times, it saves the day!

Where does fear originate and what are the different forms of fear? All forms of fear are dangerous to the believer, but not all fears are equal! There is a form of fear that is more dangerous than the others. By acting on fear, worrying, being anxious, and speaking words of fear, you grant the adversary the legal right to move into your life with manifestations of fear’s curse. Fear Free will give you the essential keys to identifying the forms and origins of fear and discovering the ways to defeat fear!

Felix doesn’t get along with the house dog or parrot. Can they overcome their differences and team up to beat the house burglar? Felix was affectionate. He loved to rub on legs, but suddenly he’d fart so bad. It smelled like rotten eggs.

When his friends aren’t successful at spooking the children who visit the haunted house, Gus must present his unique superpowers to give them a scare! 

Taylor is a fine turkey, except for one small problem: She has gas. She can't help it. It's just the way she is. She explains that it's so common that there are different kinds of names for each toot.

Albert Einstein is known as a genius. But as a child, he was a late developer and couldn't find a teaching job after graduation.

What do you do when it seems the world is crashing down on you? Follow Zen Ninja’s five-star breathing, and you’ll find your zen in no time. Find out what happens in this comedic book about developing your zen.

Anxious Ninja experiences difficult emotions that paralyze him, until his friend gives him tips on how to handle his anxiety. Find out what happens in this comedic book about anxiety.

Run out of things to talk about with your friends and family? If they watched TV in the '80s, this audiobook will get the party going! Organized into fun categories like cars, pets, actors, and theme songs, TV Trivia Champion 1980s quickly gets the competitive juices flowing. Expect lively debates about favorite shows and actors. You'll be shocked how much you remember from your favorite shows of the 1980s. 

Lucky the Farting Leprechaun earns his name by escaping from a leprechaun trap, not just once but twice! How does he manage to escape? Lucky the Farting Leprechaun knows, and he wants you to find out in this silly story about a leprechaun who farts in all kinds of ways, both useful and stinky! 

How do you develop a hard-work ethic? Hardworking Ninja finds out you have to value a hard-work ethic first! Find out what happens in this new Ninja Life Hacks story about working hard.

Angry Ninja gets upset a lot. He's like a ticking time bomb. When his sister takes his things without asking, it makes Angry Ninja so frustrated. Until one day, a buddy shows him a simple strategy to control his emotions. Find out what happens in this comedic audiobook about anger. Life is hard! And it's even harder for children who are just trying to figure things out. The new children's audiobook series, Ninja Life Hacks, was developed to help children learn valuable life skills. Fun characters in comedic audiobooks easy enough for young listeners, yet witty enough for adults.

Perfect Ninja must do things perfectly. When his own expectations aren't met, he becomes frustrated and ends up breaking down, crying, screaming, or giving up. But everything changes one day when a friend shows him that mistakes and failures are the best teachers to help us learn and grow. Find out what happens in this book about perfectionism and how avoiding mistakes can end up being the enemy to growth and development.

Warning: This book may cause farting. Frank is an awesome flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, he explains farting is so common that there are different kinds of names for farts. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh, too.

Of course, a successful road trip means a little more than buckling up and setting off for your final destination. It needs a little more planning and pizazz than your regular drive to the grocery store. And that’s where a comprehensive family road tripping guide comes in: You’ll learn everything you need to know in order to plan an exciting, memorable, and entertaining trip for the whole family - no matter what ages your kids are. 

In the new Mini Movers and Shakers children's book series comes a cast of characters who have failed, yet succeeded despite overwhelming obstacles. In the third volume, we meet Elon Musk. Find out what happens in this kids book about inventing things. Sometimes, we are faced with challenges that seem insurmountable. But with grit and hard work, one can achieve great things!

Fred doesn’t want to get up. Mainly because it’s a holiday he doesn’t like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away, but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world.

Meet Pete the Pooting Pufferfish, who is on a mission to find acceptance.

Fritz is an excellent reindeer, except for one small problem: He has gas. And leading up to the big day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come.