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  • Absolutely No Thoughts of Pounding During My Fun Day with This Kind T-Rex Because I'm Aromantic and Asexual and That's a Wonderfully Valid Way of Proving Love Is Real

  • By: Chuck Tingle
  • Narrated by: Georgia Bird
  • Length: 25 mins
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By: Chuck Tingle
Narrated by: Georgia Bird
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Summary

Michelle has been tasked with watching her friend's dog, Lucky, over the weekend. It's a simple task, but when Lucky escapes, things get complicated. Fortunately, Michelle finds help in a kind T-Rex named Lara, who accompanies Michelle on her journey across town in search of this missing pup.

The quest brings these two into contact with all kinds of romantic tropes, from a bouquet of flowers, to a box of chocolates, to an evening at a gorgeous vineyard. Of course, none of that matters because Michelle is proudly aromantic and asexual, and soon enough she?s proving there are plenty of ways to find love, joy, passion and adventure without a shred of romantic love.

Now the walls of meta reality are breaking down in a firm reminder that aromantic adventurers prove love is real in important and powerful non-romantic ways!

This important tale is 4,500 words of blossoming platonic friendship between buds, including learning about each other, sharing a fun dinner with a box of chocolates as an appetizer, and riding a Ferris wheel at night without a shred of romance.

©2021 Chuck Tingle (P)2021 Chuck Tingle
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  • Categories: Erotica

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