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The Farmhouse Five Go Quizzing
- All That's Best About Britain, Beer, Dogs and Quizzing
- By: David Luddington
- Narrated by: Alan Turton
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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When the Little Didney Animal Rescue Centre is threatened with closure, the fate of the animals rests entirely on a quiz team from the local pub. The Farmhouse Five, the collective leftovers rejected by the other teams. Can these five quiz team refugees beat 2,000 other teams in a massive quiz chase across the South West of England? The prize is a 1,000 acre estate left in the will of an eccentric millionaire, but the challenge is huge. Not only have the Farmhouse Five never once won their local pub quiz, but now, somebody else isn’t playing fair.
By: David Luddington
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Chef's PSA
- Bad Cooks Everywhere
- By: Andre Natera
- Narrated by: Garrett Kiesel
- Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Alex is a young culinary student with big dreams and little experience. As he steps into the intense world of professional kitchens, he quickly realizes that his journey to becoming a top chef is fraught with challenges, colorful characters, and valuable lessons. From the high-stakes environment of fine dining to the gritty reality of a local bar and grill, Alex's path is anything but straightforward.
By: Andre Natera
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The Badge and the Gun
- Johnny Two Kebabs
- By: Johnny Two Kebabs
- Narrated by: Kieran Mc Kenna
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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When Johnny's underpants are stolen, such is his outrage that he takes a solemn vow: Until the day he tracks down the underpants thief and brings him to justice, he will 'go commando.' Deprived of his jocks and driven by a relentless desire for justice, he investigates not only the theft of his undergarment but also the circumstances surrounding a trail of bodies left in south London by the 'underpants killer.'
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Terminally Kill
- By: Steve Jones
- Narrated by: Steve Jones
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Former policeman Ray ‘Sugar’ Leonard is no stranger to bad breaks. But even Walter White never had to open up and share his feelings with a bunch of misfits like Ray’s chemotherapy group: a giant God-bothering Welsh bouncer, a sharp-suited wannabe Wolf of Wall Street, and a misanthropic, potty-mouthed little old lady. Compared to that lot, getting mugged on his way home from the clinic was almost a relief.
By: Steve Jones
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Fat Girl Slim Forever
- Fat Girl Slim, Book 4
- By: Marina Johnson
- Narrated by: Sarah Cullum
- Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Back home after her life changing moment at Frogham train station, it seems that Alison's life is looking up, and there's even a possibility of romance on the horizon. Maybe she can finally stop lying. But it's not very long before it all starts to go wrong, and when Alison makes an enemy of Blake's new girlfriend, she decides it's time to get herself a proper job and make something of herself.
By: Marina Johnson
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The Devil and Max Largent
- By: Michael Tomlin
- Narrated by: Michael Tomlin, Adam Gold, Abigail Reno
- Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Max, a free spirit and his only family, a floppy-eared German Shepherd, Rhett. Then imagine facing a double whammy: stage 4 brain cancer and a visit from an irate Devil. What would you do if the Devil demanded you write a book using your life as an example of why our world is descending into hell on earth, threatening his relevance?
By: Michael Tomlin
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The Farmhouse Five Go Quizzing
- All That's Best About Britain, Beer, Dogs and Quizzing
- By: David Luddington
- Narrated by: Alan Turton
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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When the Little Didney Animal Rescue Centre is threatened with closure, the fate of the animals rests entirely on a quiz team from the local pub. The Farmhouse Five, the collective leftovers rejected by the other teams. Can these five quiz team refugees beat 2,000 other teams in a massive quiz chase across the South West of England? The prize is a 1,000 acre estate left in the will of an eccentric millionaire, but the challenge is huge. Not only have the Farmhouse Five never once won their local pub quiz, but now, somebody else isn’t playing fair.
By: David Luddington
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Chef's PSA
- Bad Cooks Everywhere
- By: Andre Natera
- Narrated by: Garrett Kiesel
- Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Alex is a young culinary student with big dreams and little experience. As he steps into the intense world of professional kitchens, he quickly realizes that his journey to becoming a top chef is fraught with challenges, colorful characters, and valuable lessons. From the high-stakes environment of fine dining to the gritty reality of a local bar and grill, Alex's path is anything but straightforward.
By: Andre Natera
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The Badge and the Gun
- Johnny Two Kebabs
- By: Johnny Two Kebabs
- Narrated by: Kieran Mc Kenna
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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When Johnny's underpants are stolen, such is his outrage that he takes a solemn vow: Until the day he tracks down the underpants thief and brings him to justice, he will 'go commando.' Deprived of his jocks and driven by a relentless desire for justice, he investigates not only the theft of his undergarment but also the circumstances surrounding a trail of bodies left in south London by the 'underpants killer.'
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Terminally Kill
- By: Steve Jones
- Narrated by: Steve Jones
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Former policeman Ray ‘Sugar’ Leonard is no stranger to bad breaks. But even Walter White never had to open up and share his feelings with a bunch of misfits like Ray’s chemotherapy group: a giant God-bothering Welsh bouncer, a sharp-suited wannabe Wolf of Wall Street, and a misanthropic, potty-mouthed little old lady. Compared to that lot, getting mugged on his way home from the clinic was almost a relief.
By: Steve Jones
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Fat Girl Slim Forever
- Fat Girl Slim, Book 4
- By: Marina Johnson
- Narrated by: Sarah Cullum
- Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Back home after her life changing moment at Frogham train station, it seems that Alison's life is looking up, and there's even a possibility of romance on the horizon. Maybe she can finally stop lying. But it's not very long before it all starts to go wrong, and when Alison makes an enemy of Blake's new girlfriend, she decides it's time to get herself a proper job and make something of herself.
By: Marina Johnson
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The Devil and Max Largent
- By: Michael Tomlin
- Narrated by: Michael Tomlin, Adam Gold, Abigail Reno
- Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Max, a free spirit and his only family, a floppy-eared German Shepherd, Rhett. Then imagine facing a double whammy: stage 4 brain cancer and a visit from an irate Devil. What would you do if the Devil demanded you write a book using your life as an example of why our world is descending into hell on earth, threatening his relevance?
By: Michael Tomlin
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Pastafarian Chronicles
- Navigatin' da Noodle-y Seas o' Faith
- By: Ministeroni Antonicus
- Narrated by: Nick Rudlong
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
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Embark on a captivating journey through "Pastafarian Chronicles: Navigatin' da Noodle-y Seas o' Faith," where Ministeroni Antonicus invites you to join him on a thought-provoking adventure that traverses the realms of belief and skepticism. With a seasoned pen that wields both insightful introspection and uproarious humor, Antonicus delves into the complex tapestry of interfaith spirituality and atheistic musings.
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The Gatesville General Store
- The Gathering Place for a Gaggle of Irreverent, Misguided, and Otherwise Cheesy Geezers
- By: J. Fallon
- Narrated by: Tim Dutton
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Do you recognize uniquely hillbilly shinola when you hear it? Does your mouth go off long before your brain fully engages? Do you easily get exquisitely simple things bollixed up beyond reasonable repair? Are you a veritable storehouse of meaningless and insignificant information? If so, you’ll feel right at home with the retired redneck geezers who regularly gather around the wood stove at the Gatesville General Store. Set in the hills of southern Indiana, the store is the old boys’ high church for general tomfoolery and otherwise misguided prattle, and their beloved heater is their altar.
By: J. Fallon
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The Ballad of Buttery Cake Ass
- By: Aug Stone
- Narrated by: Aug Stone
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
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Two music obsessives embark on a hilarious quest to track down Buttery Cake Ass’ Live In Hungaria, an album as legendary as it is obscure. Their pursuit of one of the greatest bands ever unknown takes them down many a bizarre path teeming with grand ideas and grander egos in this ode to record shopping and what it’s like to be in your first band. Packed with puns, allusions, and references across a wide range of culture, both popular and not, Stone offers up a big slice of the fun and frustration of playing rock and roll.
By: Aug Stone
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Friends Like These
- By: Eden Gruger
- Narrated by: Bridget Thomas
- Length: 1 hr and 19 mins
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Have you had a frully in your life? Do you find the rules of friendships baffling? Or have you had friends from before you were even born? Giggle and cringe along with these tales about the good, the bad and the downright ridiculous friendships we make, and escape throughout our lives
By: Eden Gruger
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Denouement in Dallas
- The Stetson Jeff Adventures, Book 6
- By: Adam G. Fleming, Justin Fike
- Narrated by: Adam G. Fleming
- Length: 3 hrs and 10 mins
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Stetson Jeff never realized that his brain was so special, but it's true that he can learn complex, obscure languages in just a few weeks. He heads off to Oxford University for a semester to get hooked up to brain scans and learn Korean for a chance at an honorary degree. But is being a smart person something Jeff has time for right now? Heck no. Hot on the trail of A.S.P. now, Jeff leaves England headed for Egypt and then ... well, we wouldn't want to spoil the story now, would we?
By: Adam G. Fleming, and others
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The Faculty Lounge
- A Novel
- By: Jennifer Mathieu
- Narrated by: Lisa Flanagan
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
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With its ensemble of warm and unforgettable characters, The Faculty Lounge shows listeners a different side of school life. It all starts when an elderly substitute teacher at Baldwin High School is found dead in the faculty lounge. After a bit of a stir, life quickly returns to normal. But when, a week later, the spontaneous scattering of his ashes on the school grounds catches the attention of some busybody parents, it sets in motion a year that can only be described as wild, bizarre, tragic, mundane, beautiful, and humorous all at once.
By: Jennifer Mathieu
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Worst. Date. Ever.
- By: Dan Kopcow
- Narrated by: Tanya Eby, Lance Danton
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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This book is about romantic dates gone horribly wrong. We’ve all experienced dates brimming with horror, comedy, drama, tension, and lunacy. Sometimes in the same evening. This fiction short story collection captures the vulnerability, desperation, and bravery of putting yourself out there.
By: Dan Kopcow
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Farewell Tour
- Rock & Roll Nightmares
- By: Staci Layne Wilson
- Narrated by: Daren Taylor
- Length: 3 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Riff Savage is a former heavy metal bassist and horror video icon whose idea of a peaceful retirement involves memoir-writing, sipping mocktails, and absolutely no crowd-surfing or demon-dodging. But when his legion of loyal—and somewhat unstable—superfans catch wind of his retreat from the limelight, they devise a sinister plot to ensure Riff’s swan song is anything but peaceful.
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Beer Tap Tales
- Confessions of a New Hampshire Barkeep
- By: Jack Blindt
- Narrated by: Scott Ellis
- Length: 8 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Running a pub! What was he thinking? Teddy now realizes that when it isn't fun, it's aggravating. His colorful, sometimes bizarre or frightening customers could end up either entertaining or tormenting him; it was hard to predict which. These darkly humorous connected stories reveal how he navigates sticky situations and copes with his unhinged customers. You'll laugh out loud at his musings and misadventures in these fast-paced tales. Grab a beer and take a seat in one of his rough-cut pine booths as the action unfolds. No guarantee against splinters.
By: Jack Blindt
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Remember Me?
- By: Sophie Kinsella
- Narrated by: Jaimi Barbakoff
- Length: 12 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Lexi wakes up in a hospital bed after a car accident, thinking she's twenty-five with crooked teeth and a disastrous love life. But, to her disbelief, she learns it's actually three years later - she's a super-toned twenty-eight-year-old, her teeth are straight, she's the boss of her department - and she's married to a good-looking millionaire!
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Lovely book
- By James Raine on 26-07-24
By: Sophie Kinsella
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The Lost Diaries of Adrian Mole, 1999-2001
- Adrian Mole, Book 7
- By: Sue Townsend
- Narrated by: Mathew Horne
- Length: 5 hrs and 11 mins
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So how do I greet the New Millennium? In despair. I'm a single parent, I live with my mother...I have a bald spot the size of a jaffa cake on the back of my head...I can't go on like this, drifting into early middle-age. I need a Life Plan....
By: Sue Townsend
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Adrian Mole: The Prostrate Years
- Adrian Mole, Book 8
- By: Sue Townsend
- Narrated by: Kris Marshall
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
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Adrian Mole is thirty-nine and a quarter. He lives in the country in a semi-detached converted pigsty with his wife Daisy and their daughter. His parents George and Pauline live in the adjoining pigsty. But all is not well.
By: Sue Townsend