Douse the Douche
A Guide to Cleaning Up Your Act
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Narrated by:
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David Van Der Molen
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By:
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Susan Zeppieri
About this listen
Are you tired of being the person everyone secretly rolls their eyes at? Do you suspect you might be the human equivalent of a parking ticket annoying, unnecessary, and universally disliked? Well, good news: Douse the Douche: A Guide to Cleaning Up Your Act is here to save you (and everyone around you).
This hilariously honest guide is packed with self-awareness wake-up calls, step-by-step instructions for detoxing your inner jerk, and enough humor to make your ego cringe (in a good way). Learn how to stop interrupting, ditch the sarcasm that isn’t nearly as clever as you think, and finally win back the friends, family, and dignity you’ve alienated along the way.
It’s not about being perfect it’s about being less of a headache. So grab this book, laugh at yourself a little (okay, a lot), and start the journey from douche to decent. Trust us, the world will thank you.
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- Walter Hanson
- 14-01-25
Witty, Insightful, and Totally Worth It
"Douse the Douche" is a rare gem in the world of self-help audiobooks. Susan’s approach is refreshingly direct, yet her humor keeps you from feeling overwhelmed. David’s narration is excellent, bringing the words to life in a way that feels personal. This audiobook made me laugh, cringe, and ultimately reflect on how I can do better. If you’re serious about cleaning up your act, this is a must-listen.
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- Robert Barnes
- 14-01-25
The Self-Help Book You Didn’t Know You Needed
"Douse the Douche" is a refreshing take on self-help. It’s brutally honest yet incredibly empowering. Susan Zeppieri’s humor makes it easier to confront uncomfortable truths about your behavior. Her insights are practical, and the humor ensures that you don’t take yourself too seriously while making real changes. David Van Der Molen’s narration is the cherry on top—his delivery perfectly complements the book’s tone. This audiobook is more than just entertaining; it’s life-changing. A must-listen for anyone ready to grow and improve!
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- Brandon Earle
- 14-01-25
Practical, Funny, and Surprisingly Uplifting
I didn’t expect a self-help audiobook to be this entertaining! Susan Zeppieri’s writing is sharp, insightful, and hilariously relatable. The book is packed with practical tips for improving your behavior without feeling overwhelming. David Van Der Molen’s narration is excellent—his tone perfectly matches the humor and sincerity of the content. By the end, I felt more self-aware and ready to make positive changes in my life. If you’re looking for a guide that’s both fun and transformative, this is it!
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- Brandon French
- 14-01-25
Tough Love with a Smile
This audiobook delivers a healthy dose of tough love wrapped in humor. Susan Zeppieri’s writing is sharp, funny, and incredibly relatable, while David Van Der Molen’s narration adds warmth and personality. The advice is practical, the humor is on point, and the overall message is empowering. If you’ve ever felt like you could be a better version of yourself, start here. You won’t regret it!
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- Ernest Siegel
- 13-01-25
Self-Improvement with a Side of Laughter
This audiobook is everything I didn’t know I needed! Susan Zeppieri’s no-nonsense approach, coupled with her sharp humor, makes self-reflection not only bearable but enjoyable. David Van Der Molen’s voice perfectly captures the tone, making the listening experience delightful. I’ve already noticed a change in my mindset and behavior. Highly recommended for anyone who wants to improve themselves without the usual dull lectures.
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- Donald Light
- 13-01-25
Honest, Funny, and Surprisingly Relatable
I didn’t realize how much I needed this audiobook until I listened to it. Susan Zeppieri’s witty writing and David Van Der Molen’s engaging narration create a seamless experience. It’s packed with actionable advice and laugh-out-loud moments. Whether you think you’re the problem or just want to improve your interactions, this audiobook will give you the tools and motivation to change for the better.
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- Douglas Salazar
- 14-01-25
Entertaining and Invaluable
I loved every minute of this audiobook. Susan Zeppieri has a knack for turning serious topics into something you actually want to listen to. David Van Der Molen’s voice adds an engaging layer, making this a fun and transformative experience. It’s like having a hilarious friend who also happens to give amazing advice. Whether you’re looking to fix your relationships, improve your social skills, or just stop being annoying, this audiobook delivers in spades.
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- Robert Hudson
- 13-01-25
Life-Changing and Hilariously Honest
This audiobook is a game-changer! Susan Zeppieri has masterfully blended humor with real-life advice, making self-improvement an enjoyable and eye-opening journey. The narration by David Van Der Molen is captivating and adds the perfect tone of wit and sincerity. I laughed, cringed, and most importantly, reflected. If you’re ready to stop being “that person” and start becoming someone people enjoy being around, this is the book for you. Highly recommend to anyone with a sense of humor and a desire to grow!
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- Tyrone Burk
- 13-01-25
A Must-Listen for Self-Awareness
"Douse the Douche" is the wake-up call we all secretly need. Susan’s candid approach makes you laugh while forcing you to take a long, hard look at your own behaviors. David’s narration brings the content to life with just the right balance of sarcasm and sincerity. This is not just an audiobook; it’s a guide to becoming a better human. I feel lighter and more in tune with myself after listening. Truly transformative!
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- Marcus Prisco
- 13-01-25
A Refreshing Take on Self-Improvement
Self-help books can sometimes be dry, but this one is anything but. "Douse the Douche" had me hooked from start to finish. Susan’s ability to make you laugh while holding a mirror to your bad habits is genius. David Van Der Molen’s delivery is engaging and perfectly complements the humor. This is the kind of audiobook you want to recommend to everyone you know—just maybe not too directly!
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