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Freaky Briefs

75 Short Absurdities

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Freaky Briefs

By: Jeff Strand
Narrated by: Andy Barker
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From the madman who brought you Gleefully Macabre Tales, Dead Clown Barbecue, Everything Has Teeth, and Candy Coated Madness comes Jeff Strand’s latest and most twisted collection: Freaky Briefs.

This time, all of the stories are flash fiction—very short stabs of pitch-black hilarity.

Includes fan favorites like “The Douchebag Who Reneged on the Death Pact,” along with brand-new stories like “A Story For the Dude on the Plane Who Keeps Looking at My Laptop Screen.” Seventy-five tales in all, proving that you can pack of a lot of grisly fun into small packages.

The stories...

  • "The Douchebag Who Reneged on the Death Pact"
  • "Fresh Fish"
  • "Clicking the Heart"
  • "The Wrong Dentist"
  • "The Skull Within"
  • "CraniumVision"
  • "Headspin"
  • "Oh No! Don’t Eat Me! (A Chocolate Bunny Tale)"
  • "Thrill Ride"
  • "The First Cannibals"
  • "What’s in the Box?"
  • "Jock Magnum, Manatee Hunter"
  • "Bernie"
  • "Beaks"
  • "The Guy Who Didn’t Want to Murder Anybody With a Hammer"
  • "Bummer Tarot Reading"
  • "Pull My Finger"
  • "Crazy’s Ralph’s Used Car Emporium"
  • "Home With a Future"
  • "The Tell Tale Heart II: Aftermath"
  • "A Story I’m Writing While Being Devoured by a Lion"
  • "Make a Wish"
  • "Long Sleeves"
  • "Fast Zombies Vs. Slow Zombies"
  • "Scrape and Scoop"
  • "How’s My Driving?"
  • "Granny’s Got an Ice Pick"
  • "A Story for the Dude on the Plane Who Keeps Looking at My Laptop Screen"
  • "And There Was a Metal Hook"
  • "Box of Chocolates"
  • "The Frostbite Movie"
  • "Breakthrough"
  • "Ten Little Babies"
  • "Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts"
  • "The Night I Realized Halfway To The Pavement Below That I Was Not, In Fact, Superman"
  • "Helen Gets Permanently Traumatized"
  • "A Real Haunting"
  • "Vegan Training"
  • "Guillotine"
  • "Sherlock Holmes and the Murders at Camp Crystal Lake"
  • "Chick"
  • "Quicksand"
  • "It’s Drabble Time!"
  • "The Most Entertaining Man in the Elevator"
  • "Wrongful Death Payday"
  • "Jigsaw Puzzle"
  • "The Satisfying Crunch of Bones Beneath My Feet"
  • "Laundry Day"
  • "All The Cheese In The World"
  • "Not Enough Coins"
  • "Impressionable"
  • "Below Deck"
  • "The Cat Who Was Super Smart For A Cat But Pretty Dumb By Human Standards"
  • "The Blind Men And The Elephant: A Parable"
  • "Bradley Goes Crunch"
  • "Dusted"
  • "Intervention"
  • "Telemedicine"
  • "The Soupville Stabber Practices Social Distancing"
  • "Bunny Ears"
  • "The Tragic Tale of Slappy McWankerville"
  • "Abner Wederman, Ribald Ostrich"
  • "Last One In"
  • "Too Meta 2 Live"
  • "Steps"
  • "Santa Claus Kills 2020"
  • "Yak Attack"
  • "Job Reference"
  • "The Man Without Nails"
  • "Comeback"
  • "The Last Egg"
  • "Six Cents a Word"
  • "Encore"
©2022 Jeff Strand (P)2022 Jeff Strand
Horror Literature & Fiction Scary Transportation Heartfelt Zombie Comedy
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