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  • Get What They Deserve

  • The Fowl Twins, Book 3
  • By: Eoin Colfer
  • Narrated by: Nathaniel Parker
  • Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (102 ratings)
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Get What They Deserve

By: Eoin Colfer
Narrated by: Nathaniel Parker
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Summary

Twins Myles and Beckett, Artemis Fowl's younger brothers, return in their third and most outrageous adventure yet. 

For almost two years, Lord Teddy Bleedham-Drye has been plotting revenge against the Fowl Twins, who humiliated him in book one. Teddy plans to give them exactly what they deserve: permanent death. He threatens Myles with his weaponized jet, and Beckett and Specialist Lazuli succeed in disarming the aircraft and causing an accident that kills Lord Teddy. But does it really?

Clones, fairy magic and criminal masterminds come together in this ultimate and ridiculous showdown between the twins and their worst enemy. 

©2021 Eoin Colfer (P)2021 HarperCollins Publishers Limited

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Hard subject matter, not for the screamish

Some of listeners with vivid imaginations or great at picturing scenes discribed etc they might find some scenes disturbing, essentially if they are the screamish type, but I know others will get a real kick out of those scenes, but if you're OK with death, ghosts, some one having the top of their head removed (no blood & guts thankfully) and someone facing decapitation, then your fine.
Is there any more of these stories, has I really enjoyed the banter between the two brothers and their unique larger than life characters, but it seemed more finished /ended (if you catch my meaning) than usual, I hope not, even if I have to listen to more scenes that I try not to picture too vividly.

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Excellent

It is thrilling and funny story
The kids loved it
Such an amazing awesome book

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Just love it

I hope there is another book. I beg you Mr Colfer, pls make another book on the fowl universe.

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Funny story

Great characters. Good story. We really enjoyed this book. Love Colfer as an author.

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grate book

love it love the franchisee make a Artemis will have a "cross over" only pops up in the foul twins

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Best ever

This is the Fowel Family at their best
You laugh you cry and then there is the heart warming bits
The good triumph and the bad loose (and how they loose this time).
Not sure how the adventure will turn in the next book but will have to wait and see.

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Fabulous but alas too short.

Amazing twists as always. Phenomenal characters and superbly devious villains. What is there not to-LOVE?

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Glorious!

The story itself is vintage Fowl and therefore great, and made all the more wonderful by the absolutely glorious performance by Nathaniel Parker.

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Very good

It has a very good plot line and I am glad to see characters from the original series in there new lives plus the idea was good and the book was very funny

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not what they deserve

a rather disappointing book, with a lack luster plot and characters that instead of developing become anoyning and generally fails to deliver anything new or exciting

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