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  • By: Danny Wallace
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  • Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
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Summary

Get ready for another hilarious adventure from best-selling author Danny Wallace, perfect for fans of David Walliams, Roald Dahl, David Baddiel and David Solomons!

Things are afoot in Starkley...again! Out in the ocean something's on the move...something BIG...something that might change everything.... 

While most of Starkley's inhabitants have fled or gone into lockdown, Hamish and his pals in the PDF are coming up with a plan, because if they don't save the world then who will?!

But this time they’re not alone. Luckily, the top-secret Monster Patrol is on hand to help...even if that ‘help’ is in the form of a strange new kid, a bizarre-looking fish monster and a bonkers old lady.
©2019 Danny Wallace (P)2019 Simon & Schuster UK
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"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" (Frank Cottrell Boyce)

"Hilarious." (Tim Minchin) 

"Danny Wallace and Jamie Littler's books contain all the wit and warmth of Dahl and Blake at their best. Irresistible." (Phil Earle)  

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amazing book very funny and entertaining i love it

cows are cuddly and cute mooo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo

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Great

I like how Danny Wallace creates a picture of the scene in your mind. Amazing!!! :)

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It’s so good

I love it it’s really good and I’ve read every book in the series
I’m only eight

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W e r e w e r e t h e m o n s t e r s

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