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I'll Take Spaghetti but Hold the Mayo!

By: Greg Henderson
Narrated by: Bob McCoy
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Summary

If you enjoyed The Amazing Mr. Beam.

In many small, Southern hometowns, legends are created in an instant. Just mention purple Converse, mayonnaise, panty labels, or visiting the school lab after hours to someone that grew up in the '70s in Albertville, AL, and a different name comes to mind for each.

I’ll Take Spaghetti but Hold the Mayo is a very funny prequel to The Amazing Mr. Beam. The stories that led to the brother-in-law battles will have you entertained and wanting more.

©2019 Greg Henderson (P)2021 Greg Henderson

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