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  • Motherhood Is F--king Scary

  • Quotes and Banter that Will Have You Scream-Laughing Through the Horrors of Motherhood
  • By: Serena Dorman
  • Narrated by: Sienna Hees
  • Length: 1 hr and 25 mins

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Motherhood Is F--king Scary

By: Serena Dorman
Narrated by: Sienna Hees
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Summary

For fans of My Little Occult Book Club and Sh*ty Mom, Motherhood Is F--king Scary is a deliciously dark humor audiobook that combines two unlikely genres that have a lot of similarities: parenting and horror. This novelty parenting audiobook includes swear quotes, fun quizzes, audio that will have you shaking the bed trying to stifle laughter, and references that will scratch your nostalgic horror/pop-culture itch.

A hug of solidarity to spooky moms who feel underrepresented in the realm of motherhood, and who don’t have time to read a book from cover to cover in one sitting (because you’re a mom, you don’t sit!)

A gift for mom that’s so good it’s scary, Motherhood Is F--king Scary is the perfect gift for moms just trying to survive the hell circus that is motherhood. Play it up to any line for a quick, hilarious getaway.

Spooky fun. Relatable humor with an edge.

©2021 Serena Dorman (P)2021 Serena Dorman

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