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  • By: Pamela Butchart
  • Narrated by: Susan Calman
  • Length: 1 hr and 53 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (57 ratings)
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Summary

The third title in the brilliant series by Pamela Butchart.

Izzy and her friends have been plunged into more primary-school craziness. This time, they decide that their new head teacher is a vampire rat, based on his being slightly scary, having the blinds drawn in his office during the day and the fact he's banned garlic bread at lunchtimes.

Now they just have to come up with a plan to vanquish him....

Hilariously narrated by Susan Calman!

©2015 Pamela Butchart (P)2017 Nosy Crow Ltd

Critic reviews

"As accessible as it is hilarious." ( The Independent)

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We loved the book

My grandchildren loved the book and said the narrator sounded like their grandma!! Grandma loved the book too and we were very suspicious about Mr Graves but glad it all had a happy ending (no spoilers!!) 😃

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HILARIOUS

I loved it! It was super funny and imaginative! I highly recommend it to EVERYONE!

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Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewed by my 9 year old daughter ..."Simply wonderful darling ;) !!" Great story, funny even for adults!

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the story so good!

I liked chapter 5 so funny!! thank you for this wonderful book I absolutely love this amazing book!

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AMAZING 🤩

I love this book 📖.
I think it is such a wonderful story to share with others.
I would recommend this book to anyone who likes drama and comedy 🎭.

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VAMPIRE RAT INVASION!!!!!

This book was the best ever I have to say THAT WAS KILLING IT BABY!!!
If I was on strictly 10, 10, 10, 10!!!!
This was an amazing story with all the rats loose in the school and the new headteacher with the... but I must say no more.

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Amazing

Love all of the whole series but this is by far my favourite on init

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