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The Curse of Dry Vagina

By: Zane Michaelson, Jenna Michaelson
Narrated by: Kathleen England
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Summary

Listen to the brand-new heartwarming novel about finding friendship in the unlikeliest of places, from husband-and-wife writing team Zane and Jenna Michaelson.

For men, their advancing years can mean many things - eyebrows that grow together, an ever-expanding waistline, thinning hair, or, worst of all, a low-hanging scrotum.

For women, their advancing years can mean only one thing - the curse of dry vagina.

Affluent beauty salon owner Michelle Cooper-Brown is suffering such symptoms, and declaring enough is enough, she makes an appointment to visit her GP desperate for help. In the waiting room, she meets downtrodden, loudmouthed cleaning lady Donna-Marie Clark, who understands the symptoms of menopause only too well.

A clash of worlds follows their initial meeting, with the refined and ladylike Michelle horrified by Donna-Marie’s foul mouth and overbearing personality. Eventually, Michelle discovers in Donna-Marie a kindred spirit - that rare person who can smile through adversity and find joy even in the darkest of times.

A friendship blossoms between both ladies, one that opens new possibilities to the humdrum life that both have settled for.

Through the itches and scratches of a dry vagina, join Michelle and Donna-Marie as they navigate the trials and tribulations of menopause.

©2020, 2021 Zane Michaelson and Jenna Michaelson (P)2021 Zane Michaelson and Jenna Michaelson

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  • 09-02-21

Absolutely brilliant and hilarious!

What a fabulous story! Yes, it was what I was expecting; hilarity and a fabulous bond of friendship between two women, but it was also so much more than that and Kathleen England brought the characters to life far better than my own inner voices could.
The warmth, love and adoration from these characters oozes out from the pages, with their dynamics making me want to be involved in their lives. I loved the way the realities of marriage were portrayed in Michelle and Darren's relationship. An absolutely fabulous story with too many laughs out loud moments to mention, but don't take my word for it, read it yourself!

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