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The Person Controller
- Narrated by: David Baddiel
- Length: 3 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Literature & Fiction
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Summary
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Critic reviews
"I love this book because it really made me laugh! The best book I've read since I was born!" (Tom, 11, LoveReading4Kids)
"Exciting and funny - I didn't want to put it down!" (Daisy, 10, LoveReading4Kids)
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- Phil
- 04-10-16
Person controller
Epic book, lots of lessons to be learnt here. Great lessons like believe in yourself and you'll go so far!
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- Natalie - Independent Midwife
- 19-01-21
amazing
my kid loves it he listens to it all the time I finally have some time to work🤩
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- CHARLENE
- 19-09-21
iChat I think of this book😀
I would give it a solid five
I enjoyed the story and voices it was as if I was there
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- -°8_LION MASTER_8°-
- 10-01-21
Best ever written book
All I can say is that I love it and is totally brilliant. It was perfet
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- TB
- 06-12-20
The Person Controller
I loved this book everything about it great! Just get it it’s great!
I loved it.
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- Heather Hunter
- 03-10-20
This was amazing!!
This was amazing, I listened to the audiobook whilst reading the book! It was FAB.U.LOUS, it had great humour and it Ed read brilliantly. I would tots reco ❤️❤️❤️
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- EC
- 16-09-20
Great audiobook
Amazing audiobook and very funny with a very special story and
Ps: great author! Nice to listen to😀
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- Chris Lishman
- 14-05-20
Lollll
Lol😜😝🙂🙂😂😄😉 wo o o o o o o o o o o o o o I love it haha
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- Badger
- 31-12-19
Body shaming from chapter one.
Because of the inequalities in finding good female protagonists and role models in children's books, I really wanted to like it.
I do like Baddiel's The Boy Who Could Do What He Liked, and we are currently enjoying his The Taylor Turbochaser.
What I hadn't expected was a long critisism of a person in the book, describing how fat they were and put very simply, it was body shaming and fat shaming. Then it talked about diets as a way of fixing the fatness.
It's hard enough stop children becoming obsessed with thiness and diets as it is.
Come on Baddiel I expected better from you, but I don't know why.
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- Mr. D. Brown
- 27-10-16
It's worth buying
If you are a gamer or interested i n soccer/football you will enjoy this book definitely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7 people found this helpful