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The Santa Squad
- A Violently Heartwarming Christmas Carol
- Narrated by: Steven Heumann
- Length: 3 hrs and 32 mins
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The Santa Squad
Narrated by:
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Summary
The North Pole burns. Santa wants revenge.
When a terrorist organization sets their sights on annihilating Christmas, their first act is to take out Kris Kringle himself. But a slug to the chest can't keep a good Santa down.
With the help of his North Pole crew and some mercenaries straight off the naughty list, Santa will save Christmas, even if it destroys him.
And it just might.
For everyone out there who argues that Die Hard is the ultimate Christmas movie, now you have a story that will make you laugh, cry, and want to destroy some anti-Santite bastards!
©2019 Steven Heumann (P)2020 Steven Heumann