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The Vampire Shrink

Kismet Knight, Vampire Psychologist, Book #1

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The Vampire Shrink

By: Lynda Hilburn
Narrated by: Kate Rudd
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The Vampire Shrink is a spicy paranormal women's fiction novel with humor, romance, metaphysics, and mystery/suspense.

Vampires don't exist...do they?

Kismet Knight, a brainy Denver-based psychologist with a stalled career and a nonexistent love life, is about to have her world rocked. Not only does her newest client, Midnight, long to become a vampire, but the teenager insists that a coven of the undead hangs out at a local Goth club. The always-rational Kismet dismisses Midnight's claims as the delusions of an attention-starved girl - until bodies start turning up drained of blood, and the self-proclaimed "hottest" vampire ever to walk the face of the earth enters her office.

What's real? What's not? As inexplicable events and romantic opportunities pile up, along with the corpses, Kismet finds herself in a whirlwind of passion, mystery, and danger. But this tough and funny heroine - who doesn't do "damsel in distress" - is about to turn the vampire-meets-girl convention on its head.

A sizzlingly, sexy, contemporary fantasy sure to feed the hunger of ravenous, vampire-loving fans.

"Lynda Hilburn creates a fascinating world; wicked and sexy!" (Kerrelyn Sparks, New York Times best-selling author)

"A good choice for the ever-demanding aficionados of vampire fiction." (Library Journal)

"A great blend of humor, horror, and quirky mystery. " (Jennifer Armintrout, best-selling author)

©2018, 2019, 2020 Lynda Hilburn (P)2021 Lynda Hilburn
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