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Two Terrible Vikings
- Two Terrible Vikings, Book 1
- Narrated by: Adrian Edmondson
- Series: Two Terrible Vikings Series, Book 1
- Length: 1 hr and 1 min
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths
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Summary
This viking duo will give Horrid Henry a run for his money, from international best-selling author Francesca Simon.
What if your parents wanted you to behave badly?
Set in the snowy fjords of a Viking kingdom, the terrible twins, Hack and Whack, are proud to be the best worst vikings. Nothing stops the marauding pair as they steal boats, loot a birthday party, track a troll and sail off to raid Bad Island with their friends Twisty Pants and Dirty Ulf.
Well, almost nothing....
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Critic reviews
"Two Terrible Vikings delights in overturning social mores. Simon has a well-tuned ear for child-friendly jokes." (Literary Review)
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"Plenty of anarchic japes...Simon deploys her familiarly slick comedy to relate the mishaps of the Viking twins Hack and Whack." (The Daily Telegraph)