Meredith and Ricky have major scallops envy after watching this episode of Sex and the City, and that's NOT an inner-circle swinger euphemism. Tune in to see why "The Big Journey" is one of our all-time favorite episodes.

There's a bit of everything: Carrie's monster zit and morning sex with Big, Samantha's desperate drinking car antics, Miranda's giant hot dog, and Harry's creepy designs on Charlotte.

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Carrie is officially the worst as she rides out an amazing time in her life by being the worst friend possible. From dismissing Marcus’s admittedly sad Broadway revue performance to “offering” Miranda help but not really meaning it, Carrie is in full Karen mode and she has the two-tone, dual textured, sassy haircut to match. Meanwhile Samantha is full naked clown as she searches for a new vibrator, and Charlotte finds a man who can handle her ugly side.

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Halloween is perfect timing for this fright of a Sex and the City. This week, Meredith and Ricky fear to tread into plot lines such as Samantha’s medical aesthetics meat face, Charlotte’s creepy mother-in-law/gentleman caller encounter, Miranda’s extremely questionable parenting skills, and Carrie’s chilling encounter with a town car driver who won’t take her home after her chaotic book launch.

The only ray of pure heavenly sunshine is the introduction to Jack Berger and his eyebrows. You don’t have to lock all the doors and drive us to your favorite street meat dive to get our attention, you just need to DM us on Instagram at @andjustlikewhatpod or email us at shoegal@andjustlikewhat.com. We love doing this pod for you, so show us some love by rating and reviewing wherever you listen.