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Ask The Nincompoops

By: Andy Stanton & Carrie Quinlan
  • Summary

  • A riotously funny all-ages podcast where Andy Stanton (author of the Mr Gum books, extremely bright) and Carrie Quinlan (of Radio 4, also extremely bright) allow children (not bright) to ask any questions that they want the answers to. Who invented cheese? What are trees for and why are they everywhere? What’s the opposite of a kettle?


    Using their immense brains, Andy and Carrie will answer the questions your children ask. The only catch? They’ll do it very, very badly.


    Reviewers call the show ‘amazing,” ‘so good”, and “the best podcast on Planet Earth.”


    Picked as one of the BEST PODCASTS FOR CHILDREN by The Huffington Post and British Podcast Award nominee for BEST FAMILY PODCAST.


    Love from

    Carrie and Andy

    (aka the Nincompoops)

    xx


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Episodes
  • Term 3 Lesson 15: Do Rocks and Pebbles Taste Nice?
    Dec 9 2023

    Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.


    But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!


    This podcast is suitable for all the family!


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    19 mins
  • Term 3 Lesson 14: Why Do Flamingos Stand On One Leg?
    Dec 2 2023

    Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.


    But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!


    Why do ladybirds have six legs? How does hair grow? How did nothing start? And why are nuts healthy?


    This podcast is suitable for all the family!


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    22 mins
  • Term 3, Lesson 13: Why Are Sprouts Disgusting?
    Nov 25 2023

    Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.


    But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!


    This podcast is suitable for all the family!


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    21 mins

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Best two people in the world (9 yr old in Tunbridge Wells )soo yeah guys 😊

Huu hi kggvvv h y y y y h u j h I h h
H h I j un jhùŷtreŵë

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The best podcast

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Best Podcast Ever😍😂😜

So funny perfect for kids 6-12
Very clever jokes amazing presentation and herleirus silly questions

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We laughed continuously

Absolute nonsense and completely hilarious - we didn’t stop laughing through the first episode and hoping the rest are just as good

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Extremely entertaining podcast

This podcast is a really entertaining podcast for children all ages and always funny to listen too

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PURE COMEDY GOLD FOR LITERALLY ANYONE

Mainly for 5-10 year olds, but still brillian for young teens if that's your kindathing

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Amazing and hilarious

Its soooooooooo funny !!!🤪i love it so good i sometimes laugh so much my tummy hurts listening to this written by 11yr old

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