Episodes

  • FREED FROM CONTAINMENT: E-Girls In My Military? It’s More Likely Than You Think
    Jul 10 2024

    From February 12th, 2023: If you were educated in the Failure Lorenz School of Journalism, it makes sense that you would see like three videos on TikTok and decide it’s indicative of a sweeping trend. After all, you only ever exist by hating outside the clubs you can’t get in. We take a critical look at this alleged “e-girl military psyop” trend and, using the immortal science, declare the US military to be in its flop era. Empire in decline vibes, indeed. Put your dicks away and pick up a copy of Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism instead. While you’re at it, cancel your subscription to the New Dork Crimes and give your money to us instead.

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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • Why Are You 29 Acting Washed? You Should Be At The Club (with Cyberexboyfriend!)
    Jun 26 2024

    Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, if you are reaching thirty, put down the Werther's Originals! This is an emergency and you need to start shaking some ass at the club. In this episode, Kenny and Virgil are joined by aesthetic scholar and TikTok Icon, Laura aka Cyberexboyfriend, to talk about nostalgia cycles, billboard charts, fast fashion, and how the means of production makes 29 year olds start thinking they are old and ready for death.\

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    Works Cited and Further Reading:

    Survey of the Best and Worst Decades (YouGov)

    1800s Womenswear (Fashion History Timeline)

    Shein's Average Shopper Spends $100 a month on clothes)

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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • FREED FROM CONTAINMENT: Citizen and Nextdoor Enacting Vigilante Justice on the Apps
    Jun 19 2024

    From May 21, 2023: In this episode, Kenny and Virgil break down the vigilante culture behind Citizen, Nextdoor, and Ring. We get into why and how these companies capitalize on your fear and paranoia, while successfully pitting communities against one another. We also give you social-anxiety babes a lil advice on how to build up the courage to just ask your neighbor for a cup of sugar.

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    Works Cited and Further Reading:

    Vigilante app removed from apple store

    Citizen lays off employees

    Citizen usage in Philly

    False Arrest Due to Racial profiling - Citizen

    Nextdoor CEO admits fault for racist biases

    Citizen app does not promote public safety

    LAPD + Citizen

    Citizen crime alerts

    How crime tracking apps create a culture of fear and incite panic

    Citizen app employees mental health

    Inside the Citizen App

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    2 hrs and 2 mins
  • FREED FROM CONTAINMENT: Straight Son or Femcel Daughter?
    Jun 12 2024

    From April 23, 2022:

    In part two of the Parasocial Power Hour, [the podcaster formally known as] Ceres talks about their travels for the past six weeks on their E̶a̶t̶ ̶P̶r̶a̶y̶ ̶L̶o̶v̶e̶ Smoke Rave Chillax journey. They talk about their thrilling adventures through being held on trial at the Tenderqueer Tribunal, worshiping the moon, and taking shrooms. Like if Hunter S. Thompson was hot.

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • 100% Grass-Fed Traditional Masculinity and Big Government Are Coming For Your Seed Oils: Is Raw Dairy the Secret to Bolsonaro's Miraculous Healing Abilities Or Is It The Poison Killing Him From The Inside?
    Jun 5 2024

    Kenny and Virgil don some overalls and get to work! They help the feeble and sickly Bolsonaro launder some cows to get them squeaky clean. Your favorite they-devils peer down using satellite imagery to analyze the dairy and beef industry within the Amazon Rainforest. Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, they find more than just one Inconvenient Truth. Deforestation, milk taxonomy, cow fraud and yes, those pesky government cheese caves. You won't want to miss this.

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    Works Cited:

    Amazon Deforestation Satellite Study

    Protected areas still used to produce Brazil's cattle (Conservation Letters Journal)

    Deforestation Linked to Agriculture (WRI)

    Cattle Production at a Glance (USDA)

    How Illegal Land Grabs in Brazil's Amazon Feed the Global Beef Industry (OCCRP)

    Slaughtering in the Amazon (Greenpeace)

    Brazil cuts environment budget despite climate summit pledge

    Brazil sacks officials who curbed deforestation on Amazon indigenous lands

    Emails Show the Meatpacking Industry Drafted an Executive Order to Keep Plants Open

    Examining the Decline in U.S. Per Capita Consumption of Fluid Cow’s Milk, 2003–18

    Government Recommended Dietary Guidelines

    Fluid Milk Consumption Continues Downward Trend, Proving Difficult to Reverse

    Aubrey Plaza Wood for Milking Commercial

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    2 hrs and 13 mins
  • FREED FROM CONTAINMENT: If KILLARY Gets Video Games Banned, We Challenge Former President Bill Clinton To A 1V1 On Rust
    May 29 2024

    This episode has been freed from our Patreon. See this update about the future of our Patreon for more information,

    From April 9th, 2023:

    Good day, Paypigs. This episode we talk about violence in video games and travel back in time to the Clinton Era. We examine how this Power Couple was a force to be reckoned with when it came to video games. Were they just bad at GTA or were they on to something? Paypigs, you'll learn a lot, per usual, in this ep.. so grab a chili mango buzzball and listen to ur fave they-devils as you prepare your mid-morning drive to brunch with the girls.

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    Works Cited and Further Reading:

    Utah State Shooting Threat - Anita Sarkeesian Visit

    Trumps Video Game Meeting

    Are video games breeding an assassination generation

    Supreme Court Has Ruled; Now Games Have a Duty

    Senator Clinton on violent video games A Brief History of Video Game Violence Blame

    Wiki for US Senate hearings on Video Games

    Bill Clinton Addressing Juvenile Violence

    FTC Addressing Violent Entertainment Marketed for Juveniles

    Congressional Record of Newt Gingrich Speech

    NYT - Death Race Game Gains Favor But Not With The Safety Council

    President Trump and Bipartisan Members of Congress in Meeting on School and Community Safety

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Diversity Win! The Next Drone Strike Will Be Funded By Sexual Mutual Aid Part: Working in the (ring)Light and the Dark
    May 22 2024

    Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have a less crowded living arrangement. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it would be possible to meet this fundraiser’s goal before our next release if each of you could spare just $3. If you have less than $1000, copy the link so you can share it directly with your friends and on social media.

    Beware! The boot on your car and those unpaid parking tickets are ruses by traffickers to distract you while they sneak up behind you with a burlap sack. Spin around three times, throw salt over your shoulder and yell "traffy no traffic!" We promise this works.

    In the final episode of this series, Kenny and Virgil dive into the ways the media presents sex industry bosses, as shrewd businessmen or common evil-doers, exploiting a system that allows them to do what they please. We follow the money and crunch the numbers to see how much wealth sex workers creates for OF, and how much they earn.

    It wouldn’t be a BSN episode without a material analysis: from the E-pimps, to the chatters, to the sex workers themselves. We cut zip ties off doors to learn the signs of a true trafficking victim online, and why they are so difficult to find.

    When a man monopolizes a system built on shoving sex workers behind paywalls and dark corners, when sex workers call for a boycott amid alleged AIPAC donations, what can those who want to "support sex workers" do besides mindlessly supporting a company?

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    Works Cited

    How Influencers are Being Talked into Porn on OnlyFans

    The E-Pimps of Only Fans

    Instagram Connects Vast Pedophile Network

    Expert Analysis of CSAM on OnlyFans

    Damning probes find Instagram is key link connecting pedophile rings

    OnlyFans Seeks New Funding Valuation Above $1 Billon

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    2 hrs and 13 mins
  • Diversity Win! The Next Drone Strike Will Be Funded By Sexual Mutual Aid Part: We Totally Understand What the Blockchain Is
    May 15 2024

    Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have a less crowded living arrangement. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it would be possible to meet this fundraiser’s goal before our next release if each of you could spare just $3. If you have less than $1000, copy the link so you can share it directly with your friends and on social media.

    We have a confession to make: Unlike Lil Wayne, we are not in fact, down like the economy. We do not understand the blockchain. But fear not! In part two of our series on the elusive CEO of OnlyFans, Kenny and Virgil brought on resident Money Understander, Greg of Gorilla Radio Show. Together, they look into the lawsuit against Admin Leo and Meta. They also analyze the sparing, neoliberal coverage of OnlyFans, peek inside Leo's Ethereum wallet, take a little trip to Belize to look at some offshore accounts, and ask a fundamental question: When everyone assumes your business is too ugly to look at, what can you get away with even when the lights are on?

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    Works Cited

    Meta Executives 'Inadvertently' Identified in OnlyFans Bribery Suit

    Dangaard v Instagram Incorrectly Filed Document

    Facebook accused of blacklisting OnlyFans’ rivals

    OnlyFans 'Suspicious Activity Reports' Mostly Show that Banks Hate Sex Work

    AdminLeo's ETH Wallet

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    1 hr and 29 mins