• Ep.3 The Xmas Ham

  • May 17 2021
  • Length: 31 mins
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Ep.3 The Xmas Ham

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  • A  rumour sweeps the village that an entertainment superstar - let’s just call him “Robbie”, has checked in to The Cliff Richards (sic) Wing of The Abbey to detox.  The news stirs up “old feelings” for Nigella & Lily , both of whom “knew him” in their “previous lives”. Meanwhile, head of the school board Hillary is at loggerheads with Courtney over her “inclusive” direction of the school Xmas pageant, featuring five baby Jesus…es,  Three Wise Queens plus Mary and Joseph–ine.  Robbie engages his security guard Plod to uncover the whereabouts of an old flame so he can light her Xmas Pudding. However the custard hits the fan when Mother Theresa goes undercover and Plod reveals she always confused Cliff Richards (sic) with his brother Keith.

    Featuring the vocal dexterity of Emma Leonard, Simon Van Der Stap, Sara Stone, Jo Briant and Shaun Martindale. Recorded & Produced by Geoff Mc Garvey & Mark Leonard at SoundEngine. Written by Mark Leonard.
    Best enjoyed with a cup of tea, a Bex and a good lie down!
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