Episodes

  • Immigration office

    Immigration office
    Nov 28 2022
    It's the season finale and in our opinion the funniest and most surreal episode. Hannah has a lot of laughs at the immigration office. We decide who gets what if we divorce, and Hannah gives some essential tips for space travel in French.
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    56 mins
  • Hobbies

    Hobbies
    Nov 21 2022
    We all try out new hobbies with varying success. As a French exercise, Dan challenges Han to complain to a butcher that her meat is actually a live Cow. And Dan meets the racist hairdresser of the village.
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    51 mins
  • French Party

    French Party
    Nov 14 2022
    We went to a wild french family party where for some reason Hannah taught some French people the word “inbred.” We also chat about visiting Toulouse and Andorra and Dan’s desire to buy a campsite.
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    45 mins
  • School

    School
    Nov 7 2022
    We interview the kids about school, chat about bastille day, and Hannah shares a very embarrassing story about when a neighbour knocked at the door and translator Dan was unavailable.
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    45 mins
  • Visa Problems

    Visa Problems
    Oct 31 2022
    A major issue with the visa results in Hannah having to go back to England on her own for a month. Dan works hard having the kids in france while Hannah gets drunk in a caravan in liverpool. We also discuss forest fires and how to stay cool in the heat.
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    45 mins
  • Exploring

    Exploring
    Oct 24 2022

    This episode we talk about our local area and how we chose it. Hannah shares a few french fails, we talk about a few people we've met and in "french for manics" we translate British song lyrics from 2008. 
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    43 mins
  • Moving Day

    Moving Day
    Oct 17 2022

    We've arrived in France but due to a major problem with Hannah's Visa she has to return to England on her own for a whole month! We also chat about the stress of moving, the least relaxing leaving party and how much money it costs to move countries. This weeks "french for manics" is was inspired by Dan's very rude french grandma.
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    50 mins
  • Dan finds a house

    Dan finds a house
    Oct 10 2022

    It's March 2022 Dan's Back from his recce and he's found us a house! We chat about how that happend and what our next steps are now, including how we get our kids into school. Hannah is working on selling almost everything she owns, and shares her most embarrassing facebook market place fails.
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    42 mins