Wherein we make something of ourselves.

Emulate an old woman and hop on our back: gwritersanon@gmail.com

Cross the swamp to our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).

Wherein we cannot reach an agreement.

Wage war: gwritersanon@gmail.com

Disagree on our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).

Wherein we accept a challenge.

Touch our shield with the tip of your lance: gwritersanon@gmail.com

Survey your combatants on Facebook (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).

Wherein we speak the King’s English.

Send a pigeon: gwritersanon@gmail.com

Ph’aaint over our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).

Wherein conspirators congregate beneath a tree.

Deliver poison to our inbox: gwritersanon@gmail.com

Slip a dagger into our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).

Wherein we weigh dolls against jum-jills.

Follow the tunnel to our cave dwelling: gwritersanon@gmail.com

Roll around our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).

Wherein we deduce, “who dun it.”

Point a finger at our inbox: gwritersanon@gmail.com

Draw up a suspect list from our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).

Wherein we encounter a monster in the mist.

Oil our oarlocks: gwritersanon@gmail.com

Get sucked into our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).