Knock knock! Who's there?

Why, it's only the Hook Cooks, here to cross the proverbial threshold into a truly doorknob-rattling adventure!

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Look, please just... just let us in, it's raining, like really raining, and we need a place to keep our japes and tomfoolery free from the wet. Please just let us drip-dry in the foyer... we'll regale you with a door-based fable in exchange! Afterall, as the good book says, "Door unto others"!

Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

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Music from archive.org:

The Don Baker Trio - "Poinciana"

Esquivel And His Orchestra - "Poinciana"

"Quintet No.3; Allegro Fugato; In Choral Style; Allegro Scherzando" - Alec Wilder and The New York Woodwind Quintet

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There exists a magical time where the sunlight begins to die and the sky starts to darken, where all the mystical creatures of the world exist. The time when werewolves and vampires skulk, searching for fresh victims, themselves as well as each other. Also during that time, sometimes, you will find a dwarf riding on a steampunky kinda motorcycle. You may even find yourself listening to the dark and mystical podcast Hook Cooks. Tonight in the kitchen, imagine the boys weaving together a tale that is sure to suit the mood- the sensual thrumming of hot steel, spinning those hot wheels across a hot red rock. Could you even imagine?

Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna

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Music:

'Epic Chase' by MaxKoMusic

'The Fairytale' by Vivek Abhishek

'Liszt Liebestraum (Music Box)' by neuf music

'Ghost riders in the sky' by Stan Jones

'(Ghost) riders in the sky' cover by Henrique Furtado

'Heavy Hardcore in the style of Thrown' by

'Abyssal' by Jacob Lizotte

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On your marks, get set..... listen!

To this!

It's an awe-inspiring Olympic episode from the tippy-top of the podcasting podium, your pals - the Hook Cooks. Our kitchen is thrumming with Olympic spirit, and we simply can't wait to represent you all (in a nonsensical sport of our own invention). Get excited, because we'll be talking about juicing at the Olympics - wait, relax, it's only like 60% what you think it is. So, in honour of the games, the athletes and the Olympic torch itself - let's get cooking!

Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

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Music from archive.org:

Henri Seroka - Selections from the album "Panoramic Sports Olympics"

Raymond Guiot - "Grand Country Rhapsody"

John Williams - "The House"

Jo Basile - "Just A Gigolo"

Jerry Murad's Harmonicats - "Harmonicat Jingle"

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We all wear masks throughout our lives- masks for bravery, masks to hide our pain, and sometimes masks made of the literal skin of a deity that we've cut down to silence those damn singing birds for once and for all. Whatever mask you choose to wear, make sure you wear it this evening while listening to the latest episode of the Hook Cooks! Along with our special guest for the evening, Chris Magilton from the audio drama podcast Among the Stars and Bones, the boys descend down a very dark staircase wearing velvety, violet robes stained with just a little bit of blood, and prepare themselves for one hell of a ritual! I wonder if we'll ever find out what's going down in this mysterious town.

Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna

Music:

'Don't go in there' by Megan McDuffee

'The Magical Tree Waltz' by The Seventh Midnight

'90s TV' by Dar Golan

'Warning Signs' by Benoit Vanhoffelen

'Darker Streets' by Benoit Vanhoffelen

'Gregorian Chant' by Kevin Macleod

'Poltergeist' by Pyxel

'Demonic Chorus Chant' by Procrastination Pictures

'Hello My Baby' by The Slick Back Boys

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It was a night just like tonight, I got a visit from some dame who came knockin' on my door. She walked in on a pair of legs. She tells me that she's caught up in some no-good nonsense. I tells her she must be joking. So she starts going on about the latest episode of the Hook Cooks, about its intregue and mystery, like it's the cat's pajamas. I take me a minute, maybe longer, and pour myself another glass. It always goes well with the cheap smokes that I like to chew on when I'm bored. "Do sepia-toned noir rips like me get healthcare?" I say out loud- but the room's empty. Where even am I? I try to find a door, but there's no way out. I sit back down.

Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna

Music:

'Closed Case' by Lofi Noir

'Snowfall' by Scott Buckley

'Le Soul Noir Jazz Ballad' by Freesound

'Vintage' by Lofi Noir

'Black Fingerprint' by Dylan Owen

'Epic Dark Mysterious' by Nvevermvnd

'Mysterious Psychological Horror Music' by Dukkha

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Well hello there, travellers. Our performance tonight features none other than Barry from the legendary movie-plot-predicting podcast Blockblunders, so strap yourselves in. Take a seat and let us serve you a delightfully heady brew to tantilize your brainbuds and let all your worries drift away. Take in the rich, toe-tapping and relaxing ambiance of the newest episode of the Hook Cooks as we take your coat and dim the lights. But be careful not to lose track of time, or who you are. We have no clocks here, but who needs them anyway? Why not just stay here and drink your cares away...

Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna

Music:

'Elegant Classical' by Music 4 Video

'Finger Snappin' Trio' by Blue Claw Jazz

'Happy Feet (Fast Swing 4) by Søren Bebe

'Berlin Cocktail Dinner for Two' by Smooth Dinner Jazz Ensemble

'Passion' by Sappheiros

'Descent into Madness' by Fluffy Dumplin

'Creepy Ominous Horror Suspense Background' by Best Old Music Hits

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They keep telling us about the benefits of various leafy greens, but have you ever stopped to think that said leafy greens may actually be brainwashing our world's richest into becoming worker ants for Outsiders?! Well on tonight's episode of Hook Cooks we expose who is hot to trot, and who's got the brain rot. Think about it.

Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna

Music:

'Extraterrestrial' by jonathansegev

'Prayers and Hope' by R.O. Tuppelstowe

'The Wait' by Daniel H

'Space Banjo' by Greg Gibson

'Point Of No Return' by Alex Grohl

'Ambient and Emotional Cinematic' by bdProductions

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Do you hear that dripping? The constant droplets of water, falling square into the centre of your mind, endlessly? Even the largest mountains will eventually be worn down into dust by the ever-ongoing trickle of water. Now, what if that dripping were more drool like, and brackish? What if it were dripping from between two rows of teeth, and a pair of pale lips spread wide into a manic grin? Kinda gross, I'd imagine. But hey, at least they're having fun.

Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna

Music:

'Dark Tension Rising' by Mattia Cupelli

'Everything Combines Into One' by Ricky Music

'Dissent' by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

'Dukkha' by Secession Studios

'Intense Countdown Horror Trailer' by Victor Wayne

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