Episodes

  • A man got a coconut stuck up THERE
    May 31 2024

    HOTJAM Comedy Podcast Episode: A man got a coconut stuck up THERE Covering: -Our horse: Queen Kicker is a sh%t kicker -Are AFL umpires too woke? -Unethical way to make money as an influencer -This story reminded me of a story from Marcus's past: Man with Car Crash injuries after slipping on a cat. -Red-faced bloke has 7-inch d^ld0 removed from inside him that he shoved there 'for pleasure' Italys mad about a certain type of souvenir: Man stuck coconut up inside him in extreme self pleasure act – what happened next is even worse. https://www.patreon.com/HotJamComedy for more wild content we can't post here.

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    32 mins
  • The Power of Micro P33n Disclosure
    May 29 2024

    Marcus has reached out for us to actually play Golf in North Korea.

    Is it ok to talk about your fetishes at work? Not only is it ok, but you should.

    How long into a marriage should you know if your wife is a man? Nothing wrong with marrying a man, but I think you should know who your partner is within the first week at least of marriage.

    What pets are acceptable to miss a family event if they pass away? Dog? What about gold fish?

    What do you do if you are sitting in a bar and someone walks in with a wolf they just run over?

    Why its important to show people your microp33n:he landed a role in the movie Barbie because of his micro P

    The HOT JAM Comedy Podcast, hosted by James and Marcus aka JAM, aka Just Another Mor0n. Everything in this video is a joke, we are not professionals nor giving legitimate advice, even if we state otheriwse. Join the Patreon for more wild content we can't show here: https://www.patreon.com/HotJamComedy

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    44 mins
  • AITA Am I the AHOLE Stolen Valor 😱
    May 27 2024

    HOTJAM Comedy Podcast Episode: AITA Am I the AHOLE Stolen Valor 😱 Covering: How to screw over your partner financially

    Is it ok to ask your partner about their inheritance?

    AITA (Am I the ahole) stolen valor?

    At what age did you stop breastfeeding? Have you stopped?I'm a wedding makeup artist and my bride almost walked out on her big day after finding the groom being BREASTFED by his motherHow hot would someone have to be to sleep with them if they still drink their mothers breast milk as an adult?Marcus wont sleep with Taylor Swifthttps://www.patreon.com/HotJamComedy for more wild content we can't post here.

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    36 mins
  • We are Passport Bros✈️
    May 25 2024

    HOTJAM Comedy Podcast Episode: We are Passport Bros✈️ Covering:A Guy in India has 39 wives, 93 kids and more in a huge huge family. Marcus knew someone in a cult with 110 half siblingsWe are passport bros and apparently older women are pissed at us, because men like us are ruining the dating pool.Travelling As a guy, I’m pretty sick of pretending that temples or bad food is worth wasting your time on while travelling. I don’t want to see a temple or learn about the culture or speak your language, give me broken English, and some scantly clad women to look at and the rest can get lost. That includes America, New York is literally the same as going to visit our local garbage dump.You know what else we have here-health inspectors who only occasionally catch people relieving themselves into the food they prepare.What's the sign that a flight attendant thinks your hot?Russian soldier selling his knife at auctionWhat's the right thing to do if you sleep with a married woman? I think its better to be more subtle, deposit in her shoe, she cant hide that, give her a hickey etc. https://www.patreon.com/HotJamComedy for more wild content we can't post here.

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    39 mins
  • Making LOVE in an Uber 😉
    May 23 2024

    HOTJAM Comedy Podcast Episode: Getting it on an Uber Covering:A burgular left a present for the person they robbed. Which is pretty nice of them. A large bowel movementHave you ever drunk from a public water fountain? Maybe youll enjoy it more now.We started the degenerate gambling challenge…you take whatever cash you have in your wallet and put it on the next race. James challenges Marcus, show us your wallet and how much cash and you’re going to bet that on the next race to jump, the results are wilder than we could have predicted.When we get to 10 patreons, we will do a tab crawl ("We gambled in 100 TABs to see if we could win")Australian Music Festivals cant survive and theres a new way to fix it: raise the dole payments (unemployment benefits)Do you wait in line for popular places? What if it was for a lady of the evening would you wait in line at her door?What is it with McDonald’s car parks and people getting it on?If we hit 1500 patreons this year we will creepily film people at Mcdonalds car park by going up to their car as they publicly go too far. https://www.patreon.com/HotJamComedy for more wild content we can't post here.

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    33 mins
  • There is NO Self Defence in Australia
    May 21 2024

    HOTJAM Comedy Podcast Episode: A man got a coconut stuck up THERE Covering: There is no Self Defence in AustraliaRidiculous Airbnb requests from hosts, for example "We discourage METICULOUS GUESTS. Please book with other hosts that can accomodate ALL your requests".A 66 year old mans house was broken into by armed intruders who chopped his hand off with an axe and he managed to get one of them. The police said: "We will be examining the circumstances surrounding the incident, in particular the conduct of the occupant if the conduct was necessary and proportionate to his safety."Imagine highlighting they will be investigating the man whose hand got chopped off when people broke in, if he was in the wrong.Like anyone was concerned and at what point can you defend yourself if having your hand chopped off with an axe, you are still suspicious?A Horse running looseAnd if we get $20k in patreon members by the end of this year we will get banned from airbnb intentionally, by getting kicked out and asking a lot of questions about their rules and try to ask as many stupid questions as possible until they get annoyed.https://www.patreon.com/HotJamComedy for more wild content we can't post here.

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    43 mins
  • I Gambled My Inheritance
    May 19 2024

    HOTJAM COMEDY PODCAST Episode: I Gambled My Inheritance Covering: Marcus caused a bus strike Marcus caused a business to close Messing with telemarketers Shitting yourself at a music festival We are going to gamble an inheritance, to sell on marketplace. Then we are going to take it all and spend it on going to Cambodia to investigate why its alleged they have the smallest peckers in the world and prove the stats wrong! AND If we get 20 likes marcus has to call the school to ask for an apology.https://www.patreon.com/HotJamComedy for more wild content we can't post here.

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    33 mins
  • TOP SECRET trick to make you good in bed
    May 17 2024

    TOP SECRET trick to make you good in bed Has your pecker ever exploded? Adult star can't have do it for a month after pecker 'blows up' in freak accident Is this the ultimate diet? Man who ‘hasn’t slept in over 60 years’ survives on rice wine and cigarettes Firefighter impersonator with garden hose arrested after refusing to leave fire scene I’ve found a fun game we can play on the podcast and if we hit 100 patreons Marcus said he is down to do it Marcus just booked a holiday to Kent in Britain? 'I’m a private investigator – cheating blokes always do the exact same thing' Who is the worst person to get cheated on by? Whats a good mothers day gift? A hot tip in the next dog race. A tattslotto ticket. A handwritten note. Used condoms. Well a man gave mother shoes made of his own skin As we all know size does matter and you are a wiener connoisseur Eating lizards are good for sexual performance “Dr Deborah Lee from doctorfox.co.uk, reminds us that lizards are a common meat source in many parts of the world, and that green and black iguanas, geckos, anoles and skinks are eaten in Asia, Africa, Australia and North and Central America.” What would you do if you were going to slowly die in a car? You cant get out and probably have 5 minutes of air and more. https://www.patreon.com/HotJamComedy for more wild content we can't post here.

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    34 mins