Episodes

  • PANDEMIC GROOVES: CHROMEOS "CLOROX WIPE"
    Nov 22 2024

    Once upon a time in a cozy little kitchen, there lived three friends: Toastie the Toast, Selso the Sponge, and Moose the Mop. One sunny morning, the kitchen was a mess, and they decided it was the perfect day for a cleaning adventure.
    "Alright, team!" said Toastie, puffing out his golden-brown chest. "Let's get this place sparkling!"
    As they plugged in their boombox, Chromeo's "Clorox Wipe" started to play. The funky beats energized the trio, and they set off on their cleaning mission.
    Selso bounced around the countertops, scrubbing away sticky spots and crumbs. "Look at me, I'm a Clorox wipe!" he sang along, his spongy body bobbing to the rhythm.
    Moose glided gracefully across the floor, twirling his mophead like a rockstar. "I'll be your Clorox wipe!" he belted out, adding dramatic flair to his sweeping movements.
    Toastie, being the enthusiastic leader, tackled the toughest job: the oven. Armed with his trusty sponge and some elbow grease, he scrubbed away the grime, singing, "Let me be your cleaner, let me disinfect your mess!"
    The kitchen filled with laughter and music as they worked together, each one performing their cleaning duties with the precision of a rock band in concert. "We're the Cleaning Crew!" they declared, striking poses in between tasks.
    As the final chorus of "Clorox Wipe" played, they stood back to admire their work. The kitchen gleamed, shining as bright as Toastie's smile. "We did it, team!" Toastie cheered, raising a toast (pun intended) to their hard work.
    Selso and Moose high-fived (or rather, high-sponged and high-mopped). "We make cleaning fun!" Moose declared, giving his mophead a victorious shake.
    And so, Toastie, Selso, and Moose proved that with a little music, teamwork, and a lot of fun, even the messiest of kitchens can be transformed into a sparkling paradise.
    (00:00) - INTRO AND CATCH UP
    (21:58) - MUSIC NEWS
    (34:35) - QUESTION
    (39:06) - DOES THIS JAM JELLY?
    (50:54) - GUESS THE SONG
    (59:52) - SONG FOR NEXT EPISODE
    (1:02:16) - ENDING AND OUTRO
    Do you agree with the toasties given?


    Make sure you check out the song here:
    https://open.spotify.com/track/3SkDCAsph6e4ExoUQ1dVW0?si=8bb484eecd4b4bcc
    You can also follow our running playlist here:
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5iOOJrkJrxE1m8y31tIgW3?si=3a938433b2c94bfd
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    https://www.instagram.com/jamroomtapes/
    If you have any suggestions or song requests you can email us at jamroomtapespodcast@gmail.com

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • PUSHING THROUGH: ANALYZING LIL WTYE'S "KEEP GOING"
    Nov 8 2024

    One sunny morning, Moose, Selso, and Zeke decided to take a spontaneous road trip to Memphis. With a trunk full of snacks and their favorite playlist blasting, they hit the road, eager for an adventure.


    Moose: "Alright, boys, we're off to the land of blues and barbecue!"


    Selso: "And don't forget Elvis! I've got my blue suede shoes ready."


    Zeke: "Elvis? I’m here for the fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches."


    As they cruised down the highway, Zeke suddenly had a brilliant idea.


    Zeke: "Guys, we should make this trip memorable. Let’s dress up like Elvis for the entire day in Memphis!"


    Moose: "I don't know, Zeke. You in a white jumpsuit might be too much for this world."


    Selso: "Count me in! I even brought my Elvis wig."


    They stopped at a costume shop just outside Memphis and emerged as the most mismatched Elvis impersonators ever seen. Moose's jumpsuit was too tight, Selso's wig looked more like a squirrel, and Zeke couldn't stop tripping over his bell-bottoms.


    Their first stop was Graceland. As they posed for pictures, tourists stared, and kids giggled.


    Moose: "Welcome to Graceland, baby! Thank ya, thank ya very much."


    They then headed to Beale Street, where their Elvis shenanigans continued. They popped into a blues bar, and Moose convinced the band to let him perform.


    Moose: "Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for 'Elvis Mooseley'!"


    The band started playing "Hound Dog," and Moose launched into an enthusiastic, if somewhat off-key, rendition. Selso and Zeke danced backup, their wigs bouncing comically.


    By the end of the performance, the crowd was cheering—not because of Moose’s singing talent, but because of the sheer hilarity of the trio's antics.


    Next, they visited Sun Studio, where Selso decided to try out Elvis's famous microphone.


    Selso: "Testing, testing... one, two, hunka hunka burnin' love!"


    Meanwhile, Zeke, ever the foodie, insisted they stop at a local diner for the legendary peanut butter and banana sandwiches. They ordered three and sat down, still in full Elvis regalia.


    Zeke: "This is what dreams are made of. Elvis really knew his stuff."


    As the day wound down, they found themselves at the Mississippi River, watching the sunset.


    Moose: "We might look ridiculous, but this has been one of the best days ever."


    Selso: "Agreed. Who knew dressing up as Elvis could be so much fun?"


    Zeke: "And delicious!"


    They laughed and took a group selfie, capturing their unforgettable day in Memphis. As they headed back home, they promised to make spontaneous, silly adventures a tradition.


    (00:00) - INTRO AND CATCH UP
    (14:32) - MEET ZEKE
    (45:36) - DOES THIS JAM JELLY?
    (59:50) - THANK A VET
    (1:02:46) - JAMS OF THE WEEK
    (1:03:44) - ARMY VS MARINE CADENCE
    (1:11:06) - SONG FOR NEXT EPISODE
    (1:11:24) - ENDING AND OUTRO


    Do you agree with the toasties given?
    Make sure you check out the song here:
    https://open.spotify.com/track/4JYoMCA0mB06T5F5VsgExJ?si=120aaead94094260


    You can also follow our running playlist here:
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5iOOJrkJrxE1m8y31tIgW3?si=3a938433b2c94bfd


    Check us out on Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/jamroomtapes/


    If you have any suggestions or song requests you can email us at jamroomtapespodcast@gmail.com


    Check out the EZ STRUGGLE PODCAST here:
    https://open.spotify.com/show/33euQzIPk2R69xPcUM4Hqy?si=9ffbd5aa8e08456


    Big thanks to the homie EZ coming on and hanging with us!!

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • "TAKE ME UP" BY THE JON HILL PROJECT: ADDICTION, LOSS, AND TRAGEDY
    Nov 1 2024

    In the quirky town of Podville, Moose and Selso were on a mission to throw the most epic Halloween party ever. Their planning committee included their hilarious friends Art, Zach, and Zeke.
    The Plan:
    Moose, known for his dramatic flair, decided they needed a theme. "How about 'Monster Mash Bash'?" he suggested, pulling on a Dracula cape for inspiration.
    Selso, the practical prankster, chimed in, "And we can have a haunted house maze in the garage!" He already had a shopping cart full of fake cobwebs and rubber spiders.


    The Committee Meeting:
    They gathered at Moose’s place for a brainstorming session. Art, dressed as a zombie, was in charge of decorations. "I’ve got a ton of spooky lights and fog machines," he said, his eyes lit up with excitement.
    Zach, the resident foodie, was tasked with snacks. "Pumpkin spice everything," he declared, "and a cauldron of witch's brew punch."


    Zeke, ever the tech wizard, offered, "I’ll handle the music and special effects. Think eerie soundscapes and ghostly projections."
    The Preparation:
    Days before the party, chaos ensued. Moose accidentally activated the fog machine in his living room, filling the entire house with mist. "Guess we’re living in a haunted mansion now," he joked, though he was barely visible through the fog.
    Selso spent hours setting up the haunted maze, only to get lost in it himself. "Help! I’m trapped in my own creation," he texted the group, who showed up with flashlights and rescued him—after taking some embarrassing photos first.
    Art turned the backyard into a graveyard, complete with tombstones and skeletons. One particularly lifelike skeleton scared the mailman, leading to a hilarious chase down the street.
    The Party:
    On Halloween night, Podville residents flocked to Moose and Selso’s party. The haunted maze was a hit, especially when Zeke's ghostly projections made everyone jump out of their skins.
    Zach's pumpkin spice creations were devoured, and the witch's brew punch was so potent, it turned the dance floor into a literal monster mash.
    As midnight approached, they all gathered around for a spooky story, with Moose delivering it in his best Dracula voice. Suddenly, Selso’s prankster spirit took over, and he unleashed a remote-controlled bat, sending everyone into fits of laughter and mock terror.
    The Aftermath:
    The party was deemed a roaring success. Podville hadn't seen such Halloween chaos in years. The friends sat in the aftermath of fog and faux cobwebs, toasting to their triumph with leftover punch.
    "Next year, we're going even bigger," Moose declared, still wearing his Dracula fangs.
    "And I’ll make sure not to get lost in my own maze," Selso laughed.
    And thus, Moose, Selso, Art, Zach, and Zeke cemented their place as the ultimate Halloween party planners of Podville, already buzzing with ideas for next year’s spooky extravaganza.
    The end. 🎃🕸️👻✨


    (00:00) - INTRO AND CATCH UP
    (13:54) - MUSIC NEWS
    (24:28) - QUESTION
    (34:52) - DOES THIS JAM JELLY?
    (52:06) - GUESS THE SONG
    (1:07:54) - SONG FOR NEXT EPISODE
    (1:08:16) - ENDING AND OUTRO
    Make sure you check out the song here:
    https://open.spotify.com/track/2YSAIyLtgAnH6pP0tTDCMr?si=190476fc1f224fcf
    You can also follow our running playlist here:
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5iOOJrkJrxE1m8y31tIgW3?si=3a938433b2c94bfd
    Check us out on Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/jamroomtapes/
    If you have any suggestions or song requests you can email us at jamroomtapespodcast@gmail.com

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • I WAS ONCE POSSIBLY, MAYBE, PERHAPS A COWBOY KING: A REALLY LONG TITLE FOR A SONG BY ASKING ALEXANDRIA
    Oct 25 2024

    Roses are red, Guitars bring the vibes, Jam Room Tapes echoes, With laughs and high-fives. 🎸📻📼


    (00:00) - INTRO AND CATCH UP
    (14:16) - MUSIC NEWS
    (23:42) - QUESTION
    (34:36) - DOES THIS JAM JELLY?
    (58:46) - GUESS THE SONG
    (1:14:04) - SONG FOR NEXT EPISODE
    (1:15:30) - ENDING AND OUTRO


    Make sure you check out the song here:
    https://open.spotify.com/track/0SCxEUXrEWysNSALZmi1lU?si=6779a242ff2a46e6


    You can also follow our running playlist here:
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5iOOJrkJrxE1m8y31tIgW3?si=3a938433b2c94bfd


    Check us out on Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/jamroomtapes/


    Do you agree with the toasties given?
    If you have any suggestions or song requests you can email us at jamroomtapespodcast@gmail.com

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • "STARRIN THROUGH MR REAR VIEW": TUPACS TRUTH AND POETIC VISON
    Oct 18 2024

    Once upon a time in the small town of Podville, there were two famous podcasts: "Jam Room Tapes" with Moose and Selso, and "EZ Struggle" with Zeke, Art, and Zach. The two podcasts had been friendly rivals for years, often competing for the title of Podville's top podcast.
    The Setup:
    One sunny morning, Moose and Selso were recording an episode of "Jam Room Tapes" when Selso, being his usual mischievous self, suggested, “Let’s prank the EZ Struggle guys on-air!” Moose chuckled and agreed, replying, “We’ll call them and challenge them to a podcast-off!”
    The Call:
    Live on air, Moose and Selso called the EZ Struggle team. Zeke answered, “Yo, EZ Struggle here, what’s up?”
    “Hey Zeke, it’s Moose and Selso. We’ve got a challenge for you: a podcast-off. Loser buys the winner a month’s worth of artisanal popcorn!” said Moose, grinning.
    Zach, overhearing the challenge, grabbed the phone and exclaimed, “You’re on! Prepare to be defeated by the podcast kings!”
    The Podcast-Off:
    The rules were simple: each podcast had to record a parody episode mimicking the other’s style. Moose and Selso decided to make their version of "EZ Struggle" hilariously mundane, complete with exaggerated complaints about life’s smallest annoyances, like the sound of a pencil tapping.
    Zeke, Art, and Zach, on the other hand, transformed "Jam Room Tapes" into an over-the-top rock opera, with Zeke pretending to have an epic guitar battle against a fictional "Cheese Puff Monster."
    The Big Reveal:
    Both podcasts released their parody episodes simultaneously. Podville listeners were in stitches as they tuned in, loving every minute of the friendly banter and ridiculous antics. The Cheese Puff Monster even became an unexpected town meme.
    The Aftermath:
    Realizing that the friendly feud had brought them even closer together, the two podcasts decided to record a special crossover episode titled “The Great Podville Peace Accord.” In it, Moose, Selso, Zeke, Art, and Zach swapped hilarious behind-the-scenes stories and shared laughs about their parody episodes.
    The Conclusion:
    In the end, the judges declared it a tie, and they all met at Podville’s finest artisanal popcorn shop, splitting the bill and enjoying a month’s worth of the snack together. The friendly feud turned out to be the best thing that ever happened to both podcasts, and their listeners couldn’t get enough of their new-found camaraderie.
    And so, the two podcasts lived happily ever after, in a never-ending cycle of pranks, laughs, and friendship. 🎙️🍿✨
    The end.
    (00:00) - INTRO AND CATCH UP
    (15:34) - MUSIC NEWS
    (22:54) - QUESTION
    (37:12) - DOES THIS JAM JELLY?
    (54:12) - GUESS THE SONG
    (1:02:35) - SONG FOR NEXT EPISODE
    (1:03:00 ) - ENDING AND OUTRO


    Do you agree with the toasties given?


    Make sure you check out the song here:
    https://open.spotify.com/track/0hSpXZZzZakniKCgAFQjLi?si=ef63f8ea36fd4941


    You can also follow our running playlist here:
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5iOOJrkJrxE1m8y31tIgW3?si=3a938433b2c94bfd


    Check us out on Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/jamroomtapes/


    If you have any suggestions or song requests you can email us at jamroomtapespodcast@gmail.com

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • THE BALLAD OF REGRET: TIM MCGRAW'S TRIBUTE TO KRISTOFFERSON
    Oct 11 2024

    8 AM - The Wake-Up Call
    Selso's alarm goes off, playing an obnoxious tune. He hits snooze six times before finally rolling out of bed.
    Moose, a morning person, has already been up for an hour, enjoying his third cup of coffee and some motivational cat videos.
    9 AM - The Prep
    Selso sleepily texts Moose: "Dude, what are we talking about today?"
    Moose responds with a cryptic emoji and an unhelpful, "We'll wing it."
    10 AM - The Snack Run
    Selso raids his fridge for podcast snacks, coming up with a questionable array of items including cold pizza, a half-eaten banana, and some cheese puffs.
    Moose arrives with a bag of artisanal popcorn and organic green juice, rolling his eyes at Selso's "breakfast."
    11 AM - The Setup
    They begin setting up their podcast equipment in the jam room. Selso untangles the microphone cables for the umpteenth time.
    Moose tests the mics by reciting random lines from Shakespeare, while Selso makes exaggerated fart noises.
    12 PM - The Argument
    An intense debate ensues over the best background music for their intro. Selso insists on using a heavy metal riff, while Moose argues for smooth jazz.
    They compromise with a bizarre mix of both, which they affectionately dub "jazzy metal fusion."
    1 PM - The Soundcheck
    Moose starts the soundcheck by singing the chorus to "Bohemian Rhapsody" at the top of his lungs.
    Selso joins in, resulting in a chaotic duet that scares the neighbor’s cat.
    2 PM - The Pre-Show Ritual
    They engage in their pre-show ritual: a fierce game of rock-paper-scissors to determine who does the intro.
    Selso loses and grumbles while Moose does a victory dance.
    3 PM - The Recording
    Finally, they hit the record button. Moose starts with a smooth, "Welcome to Jam Room Tapes..."
    Selso jumps in with an overenthusiastic, "And let's get jammin'!"
    4 PM - The Mid-Show Snack Break
    Halfway through, they pause for a snack break. Moose insists on keeping it quick, while Selso uses the opportunity to munch on his cold pizza.
    5 PM - The Wrap-Up
    They wrap up the episode with their signature sign-off, trying to harmonize "Stay toasty, jam fam!" but failing miserably.
    Selso promises to edit out the awkward silences, but Moose knows he probably won’t.
    6 PM - The Aftermath
    They listen back to their recording, laughing at their own jokes and bad harmonies.
    Moose heads home, while Selso falls asleep in the jam room, dreaming of their next podcast adventure.
    And thus, another episode of "Jam Room Tapes" is born—full of chaos, laughs, and a lot of heart. 🎙️✨🍕



    (00:00) - INTRO AND CATCH UP
    (13:56) - MUSIC NEWS
    (22:00) - QUESTION
    (24:28) - DOES THIS JAM JELLY?
    (35:55) - GUESS THE SONG
    (44:34) - SONG FOR NEXT EPISODE
    (45:47) - ENDING AND OUTRO
    Do you agree with the toasties given?
    Make sure you check out the song here:
    https://open.spotify.com/track/59QNjxdnThNwrIu5pwEnKl?si=d86541e38bc4423e
    You can also follow our running playlist here:
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5iOOJrkJrxE1m8y31tIgW3?si=3a938433b2c94bfd
    Check us out on Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/jamroomtapes/
    If you have any suggestions or song requests you can email us at jamroomtapespodcast@gmail.com

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    48 mins
  • "ANGELS ON THE MOON": THRIVING IVORY'S CELESTIAL SONGSCAPE
    Oct 4 2024

    ***WARNING, EXCESSIVE COUGHING THROUGH OUT THE EPISODE*** Sorry guys, i tried to suppress as much as i could.


    (00:00) - INTRO AND CATCH UP
    (15:18) - MUSIC NEWS
    (29:26) - QUESTION
    (31:14) - DOES THIS JAM JELLY?
    (44:06) - GUESS THE SONG
    (56:52) - SONG FOR NEXT EPISODE
    (57:12) - ENDING AND OUTRO


    In a toaster far away, a piece of toast named Toasty brooded over his destiny. Not content with just being a breakfast staple, Toasty dreamed of pouring his crumbs and heart into music. Thus, he formed an emo band named "Fall Out Toast."

    The band had five melodramatic members:

    1. Toasty, the soulful lead singer.

    2. Rye-an, the edgy guitarist.

    3. Sour-dough, the moody drummer.

    4. Moose, the introspective bassist.

    5. Selso, the mysterious keyboardist.

    One rainy morning, Toasty received a heartfelt message from Zach, Art, and Zeke of the EZ Struggle Podcast. They were the band's most devoted fans, sharing tales of their daily struggles and finding solace in Fall Out Toast’s music. Toasty felt an undeniable urge to write a song just for them.

    With eyeliner smudged and crumbs scattered, Toasty picked up his quill and began to scribble lyrics:

    "VERSE:

    In the toaster of life, we're just burnt and cold,

    Crumbs falling down, tales untold.

    For Zach, Art, and Zeke, fans so true,

    Your struggles and stories make us feel renewed.


    CHORUS:

    EZ Struggles, hear our call,

    Through the cracks and the falls.

    Zach, Art, and Zeke, you break the mold,

    In this burnt slice's story, your tales are gold.


    VERSE:

    From podcast mics to emo cries,

    You lift us up when we despise.

    In the kitchen of life, where crumbs reside,

    Your voices echo, far and wide.


    CHORUS:

    EZ Struggles, hear our call,

    Through the cracks and the falls.

    Zach, Art, and Zeke, you break the mold,

    In this burnt slice's story, your tales are gold.


    BRIDGE:

    Here’s to you, podcast kings,

    Your voices and struggles make us sing.

    From Fall Out Toast, this song's for you,

    A toast to dreams, and struggles too.


    OUTRO:

    With Moose on bass and Selso on keys,

    Your tales bring us to our knees.

    To Zach, Art, and Zeke, this song’s a cheer,

    From Fall Out Toast, we’re always here."


    When Fall Out Toast performed "EZ Struggles" for the first time, the crowd erupted in cheers. Zach, Art, and Zeke couldn't believe their ears. Finally, their daily grind had a soundtrack, a tune that resonated with their lives. Toasty knew that even in a world full of crumbs and crusts, dreams could rise like the dough of destiny, and fans like Zach, Art, and Zeke were the yeast to their bread of life.

    The end. 🎸🥪


    Do you agree with the toasties given?
    Make sure you check out the song here:
    https://open.spotify.com/track/0pRfOWb0VgT5o8bws4iHvf?si=26ed0eb21a1b4d79
    You can also follow our running playlist here:
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5iOOJrkJrxE1m8y31tIgW3?si=3a938433b2c94bfd
    Check us out on Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/jamroomtapes/
    If you have any suggestions or song requests you can email us at jamroomtapespodcast@gmail.com


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    59 mins
  • ACOWBOYSHEAVYLOAD: A BILMURI BREAKDOWN
    Sep 27 2024

    Tunes and tales unite,
    Echoes of passion and joy—
    Jam Room Tapes delight.


    (00:00) - INTRO AND CATCH UP


    (17:40) - MUSIC NEWS


    (31:55) - QUESTION


    (34:50) - DOES THIS JAM JELLY?


    (48:34) - GUESS THE SONG


    (1:02:52) - SONG FOR NEXT EPISODE


    (1:04:03) - ENDING AND OUTRO


    Do you agree with the toasties given?
    Make sure you check out the song here:
    https://open.spotify.com/track/3akkA8iMHlemz2PRtTvqXp?si=d1292b3045694ccf
    You can also follow our running playlist here:
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5iOOJrkJrxE1m8y31tIgW3?si=3a938433b2c94bfd
    Check us out on Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/jamroomtapes/
    If you have any suggestions or song requests you can email us at jamroomtapespodcast@gmail.com

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    1 hr and 6 mins