Ever wonder what’s rattling around in your hosts' heads, like an endless scroll of open tabs? From nostalgic naps and the bittersweet reality of our 40s to griping about slang and the baffling sounds we’ve apparently lost the ability to hear—it's all here. We tackle your notifications overload and ‘chimp crazy’ moments (yes, they *still* should live in the fucking wild Tonia).

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Buckle up for a whirlwind episode where we *attempt* to stay on topic but definitely don’t. We kick off with some baseball talk (because Chelsea is legally obligated), then somehow find ourselves talking about Celine Dion and Ariana Grande’s SNL commercial because why wouldn’t we? We Stan SNL for once, but don’t worry Bravo fans, you don’t miss our Real Housewives hot takes.

Then, we take a pit stop into the chaotic world of Joe Rogan before diving into podcasts about doctors you *definitely* don’t want operating on you

We wrap it all up with a little shopping trip to PA, where we embrace our inner basics and all that comes with it. You’re welcome.

Show minutes (don't get used to it- lol):

Into and Baseball talk

10:35 Football talk

13:05 Celine Dion/Arianna Grande NFL/UFC commercial

13:58 SNL

15:25 Chimp Crazy

17:43 Real Housewives

23:36 Listener feedback- all in good fun!

24:49 Joe Rogan

26:36 Podcasts- Dr Miracle/Dr Death

30:32 Con-artists like Robert Gerardi

33:40 Chelsea apologizes to Jenny

34:39 Halloween

41:55 Movies: mostly scary stuff

45:03 Thanksgiving

49:09 Cooking/elderly hobbies & visiting with Beverly and Jack

55:40 Geoff/Jeff/Shawn/Sean/Shawn

56:32 Wicked Stanley

1:01 Being basic and shopping in PA

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In this episode, we’re bringing the heat—literally and figuratively. The weather’s so hot it feels like we’re living on the sun, but that’s nothing compared to the outrageous fashion choices from the Real Housewives. Speaking of bad decisions, let's talk about Optavia, the latest dispatch from cray town has arrived. Oh, and teens—they’re everywhere, and they’re all up in your business. We’ve got rants, laughs, and the brutal truth. Grab your water (and maybe some SPF), it’s about to get spicy.

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In this episode, we're diving into the cringe and glory of watching yourself on reality TV—because nothing says *peak vanity* like critiquing your own facial expressions on the small screen. While we’re at it, we’ll talk about the real heroes of our screen time: our favorite podcasts that keep us sane. Then, it’s time for the ultimate end of summer guilty pleasure— Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Grab your popcorn and your best side-eye, because we’re unpacking drama, delusion, and everything in between.

Tune in for the snark, stay for the side-eye.

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This week, we’re decoding the baffling world of teenager abbreviations —because why say "that sucks for you" when you can say "TSFY" and yeet your credibility out the window? But that's not all! We’ll also take a front-row seat to the latest reality TV trainwreck, where people make questionable decisions, and we pretend it's "unscripted." Oh, and if you've been waiting for your next financial disaster, there's a shiny new MLM scam ready to take your savings while promising you the world (or at least a handful of casino coins.

Tune in for the snark, stay for the side-eye.

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In this episode, we’re diving into the wild world of gym etiquette—because yes, someone needs to tell you not to hog the squat rack for Instagram selfies. From dodging the guy who has his special workout shirt on, to nutrition that actually fuels women (hint: it’s more than salad and air) y’all need more protein. We’ll also take a cold plunge into the latest fitness trends, because apparently, freezing your brown fat is the new hot thing. And, of course, workout fashion—because you can’t crush PRs in tragic leggings.

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Dive into our latest episode where we recount the summer shenanigans that made us question our life choices—like cramming into an RV for a "relaxing" trip, and surviving endless summer with our kids. We also debate how long you should wear your medal before it gets weird, applaud the athletes who risked it all in the Seine River, and ponder the practicality of Olympic skateboarding and triathlon bike courses. Join us as we celebrate (and mildly roast) those who actually accomplished their summer goals.

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Welcome to our Maycember episode where we're living our #momlife and recording at the salon with our favorite hairdresser, Kristen. Come along with us as we do what all ladies do in the hair dresser's chair, we talk about life. Topics include: Touching grass, camping in an RV, a little reality tv chat, enjoying frosting, gluten free foods and a couple stylist stories at the end. Enjoy!

To contact the amazing Kristen check out her website or instagram: www.kristendoesitall.com and @kristendoesitall.

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