Episodes

  • Mike Tyson SCAM of the Century | EP116 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    Mike Tyson SCAM of the Century | EP116 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Nov 26 2024

    On this weeks episode the boys talk the big Mike Tyson fight and how sad it was to watch it. There is a thing called “Winter Penis” that affects size. How to spot a liar and they have some funny dilemmas, which causes Pete to say Luke trusts women too much.


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    0:00 intro

    3:34 Mike Tyson Vs Jake Paul

    5:10 You Need trauma to be a good boxer

    9:01 Mike Tyson Looked really old

    20:27 What makes a good liar?

    32:54 Is it weird to hold your male friend around the waist?

    36:48 “Winter Penis”

    38:16 Washing before meeting a woman

    45:58 Dilemma: My partner took a joke too far, should I leave?

    52:48 Dilemma: Racist mum

    55:28 Pete accuses Luke of being too soft with women


    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


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    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • I can’t stop cheating with my Personal Trainer | EP115 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    I can’t stop cheating with my Personal Trainer | EP115 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Nov 19 2024

    On this week episode the boys talk creepy behaviour from the “Go Compare” guy. Korean army addicted to P*rn. Woman who cant stop sleeping with her trainer and a guy that took revenge to far.


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    0:00 Intro + Go Compare guy on strictly

    13:08 North Korean troops addicted to P*rn

    24:12 Female boxer medical record leaked. Is she a man?

    26:30 Mistakes you never recover from

    34:48 You can lose teeth due to stress

    38:15 flatmates from hell

    42:04 Signs of love

    48:05 Female Dragons Flys play dead to avoid mating

    51:40 Sleeping with my trainer

    1:08:11 This is a crime


    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


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    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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    Find Luke Craig @:

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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • My Boyfriend tried to date my best friend first, should I leave? | EP114 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    My Boyfriend tried to date my best friend first, should I leave? | EP114 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Nov 12 2024

    On this weeks episode the boys talk about how Luke prefers flirting more than s*x and Petes been pretending to be Luke in the DMs and having a harmless flirt with the ladies. Is it ok for a husband to get involved in a family argument? and what would you if you found out the man you’re dating tried to get with your friend first?

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    0:00 The Colonel and the Chicken

    4:40 Intro + Luke tricks Pete into liking men

    14:08 Women’s lottery + Critiquing your woman

    17:25 Pete and Charlotte go watch wrestling

    23:46 Flirting

    38:57 Is ok for partners to get involved in family arguments?

    53:17 Found out my boyfriend was the creepy guy in DMs

    1:15:56 Credits


    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • My friend is terrified of gold diggers but he has no gold | EP113 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    My friend is terrified of gold diggers but he has no gold | EP113 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Nov 5 2024
    On this weeks episode the boys talk about how once in a while racism can work out for you. The worst gifts ever received. On average British mens penis size has grown by 2% and Pete doesn’t understand how they’ve worked it out. And finally we discuss a dilemma about a guy who is scared of gold diggers but is broke. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + F*ck you Jack Personality test result same as my son Pete in road rage once again Pete has a problem in the park Incident in the hair shop One time when racism worked in my favour Pete treats Luke different in front of white comedians Worst gift you’ve ever received? + African names British P*nis sizes are getting larger Dilemma: Terrified of Gold Digger but has no gold Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Halloween Special 2024 | EP112 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    Halloween Special 2024 | EP112 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Oct 29 2024
    On this week episode the boys discuss the death of Liam Payne and the price of fame. They have ghost story sent in they they manage to turn X-rated and a dilemma from a mixed race woman who has only dated white men but is feeling the lure of the dark side 🤣 To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + shoutout to the Sheetsters we met out and about Liam Payne I love filthy women but… Wife carrying Championship Liam Payne cost of fame Simp Men A ghost called Tyrone Im mixed race and only dated white men but feel like change Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Has Yung Filly been silly with his…? | EP111 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    Has Yung Filly been silly with his…? | EP111 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Oct 22 2024
    On this week episode the boys discuss the YouTuber Yung Filly who has been accused of wrong doing down under. What are their take on the situation. Is it wrong if your flatmate has s*x in the communal area? And Luke has some riddles for Pete plus of course your dilemmas. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Petes trip to Malaysia Our opinions on the Yung Filly predicament Bedroom stuff sounds bad on paper You have to know your partner One nighters are fun but not meaningful S*x in the communal area of a flat-share If we lived in a flat-share Hostel wrongdoing and Pete calls it out An impression of Petes granddad being rude to his staff Pete would be worst kidnapper of all time Lukes got some riddles for Pete Two similar dilemmas about boredom and bucket lists Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • What’s the craziest thing you’ve done in the bedroom? | 110 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    What’s the craziest thing you’ve done in the bedroom? | 110 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Oct 15 2024
    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode the boys get asked a question and Lukes answer leaves Pete in a state of shock. They also help a woman who is dating a player if she can be helped. And they also discuss when losing your temper gets embarrassing. Intro + What we think about American people Why do we Punish mistakes? Getting angry and embarrassing yourself No self-awareness when it comes to smells What’s the craziest stuff you’ve done in the bedroom? Advice for dating a “Player” Pete working out what words mean by how they sound Back to the advice Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • "You Cleary have a Pawn Addiction" | EP109 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    "You Cleary have a Pawn Addiction" | EP109 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Oct 8 2024
    On this weeks episode the boys discuss why Pete hasn’t been satisfying Charlottes needs. Maybe he should take his own advice and turn off the internet. They also talk being a stepdad and jobs that might be embarrassing If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Disabled toilets in hotels Pete won’t admit he has a Pawn addiction Petes upset with Lukes flirting + Charlotte’s not happy Could you be a stepdad? Petes definition of “Love” + Not understanding accents What would you prefer, a Feminine son or daughter who sleeps around? Being embarrassed by the work your partner does Lesbian dilemma + Skinny shaming Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 40 mins