[SPOILERS] We open on Wendy Willoughby in her daughter, Clara's, bed mourning her premature death. Signor Romanzo shows up and we learn that he has the power to materialise like a hologram before certain individuals he has control over. We also, more shockingly, learn that Wendy herself used to be part of the House of Wonders! Romanzo reveals that he does not think Clara is actually dead, and that he needs to find a crystal of Californium to find Clara and harness the full might of his mystical powers. Once romanzo disappears, Wendy finds a series of letters written by Clara, impersonating Wendy... or rather Wendy's old name — Josephine. Dazed and in shock, Wendy makes her way over to Alicia’s house for a BDSM meeting. However, when faced with no sympathy or condolences, she freaks out and curses out the other ladies in attendance. The chapter ends with her storming out of the house, destroying Alicia's flowerbeds, and heading for the beach that keeps being referenced for some mysterious reason...

Crowbarred contributions (aka ding ding dings)

• Speech: I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down in my shoe I know my sock is sliding off.
• Phrase: Cringe syringe

Credits

Performers: Sophia Hotung, Huber Rodriguez-Tejada, Veronica Grace Taleon

Author: Huber Rodriguez-Tejada

Theme music: Bubamara by the Bubamara Brass Band

Intro voiceover: Adam Spencer

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