Lower Decker Brian Parks is feeling the intoxicating effects of his Trek journey. I think he needs The Naked...NOW!

Acting Ensign Brian Parks has finally boarded NCC-1701-D and his journey is about to begin. We discuss Bombers impressions of Encounter at Farpoint and how World War III is only a few short years away.

Phil tries to narrow down one of the greatest seasons of sci-fi ever to a top 10. Then he tries to figure out why Captain Picard is acting so weird and why Guinan is able to sense when he switches shampoos.

Brian and Phil get Looney with Trek Toons and break down their top ten Animated Series eps! So break out your anvil, umbrella, and catapult. It's about to get Trek Toony!

Clarence Darrow. Johnny Cochrane. Dan Fielding. William Riker? Yep. It's the top 10 courtroom style episodes. Listening counts as time served!

Next Gen season 2! What can I say? I love the ep when Counselor Troi unexpectedly gave birth to Nagilum just as the Enterprise was malfunctioning due to a sticker bush that pricked Riker. The obvious solution was to take off Data's arm and travel to 19th century London to find Doctor Pulaski's hair follicle inside a plate of Gagh. Guinan learns hockey.

70,000 light years away, Phil and Brian try to bring the top 10 Voyager episodes back home to the Alpha Quadrant. Grab your bio-neural gel packs and listen!

Who is the King of Sick Bay? The Queen of the Bio-Bed? The "Jack" of "Crusher"? Take 2 CCs of hyronalin and check out our top 10 Trek doctors! Damn it Jim, I'm a... nevermind