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🎙 This Episode: Offensive comedy, absurd satire, and unfiltered laughs await as The Battery Operated Magic Toupee travels to Planet Terseconsise—a place so succinct it only has three words in its dictionary: succinct, terse, and concise. Philosophers battle it out over its description, while the locals agree it smells, well… “succinct, terse, and concise.”

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• Why you shouldn’t stick things where they don’t belong (we warned you).
• An exclusive interview with the creator of The Butler Who Murdered The Millionaire—a dud even alleys rejected.
• A hilarious tale of a father’s misguided love as the infamous Frimpton Baby poops itself.
• Plus, a premature ejaculation PSA featuring the timeless phrase: “Oops.”

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BOMT watches its back and removes the knives as they appear in it as it revisits a world in which dark comedy writers are unnecessary since all the universe’s absurd, preposterous, and ridiculous crap has fallen from a wormhole and in the midst of a steamining intergalactic shitfest created a parallel stenchverse where satire and comedy is impossible as no comedy writer could ever imagine anything more ridiculous or absurd than writes itself since it is embedded in the very air they breathe.

It is the world of politics.

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• Satirical comedy shows
• Twisted humor for adults
• Controversial comedy podcast

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In this Twisted humor for adults episode BOMT shiftily sleazes backwards through the stench tunnel leading to the most putrid arsepit of sleaze and corruption, an antiuniverse where integrity has been replaced by putrid pig mick. It is the world of politics. It is a world where the entire population takes intelligence tests and the lowest scores win and govern and the highest scores lose and are governed.

We begin with the best tip on how to vote this upcoming election: “Vote for the Lesser Asshole.”

Next, in order to remain fair and impartial, we give equal time to party political broadcasts for “The Fucking Embarrassing Party” (this is truth in advertising… they really are fucking embarrassing) , “The Don’t Vote Party” (which has the wisest platform and they stand for not voting) , “The New Woke NAZI Party” (The goosestep goes woke), and “The ME Party” (which boasts the most common form of politician since, for them, EVERYTHING is about ME).
Stanley Shminglefart attempts to record a campaign speech and overcome his laughable name.

“The Liberal Inclusive Party” proves how inclusive they are, they can produce photos of their candidates standing next to every race, religion and type of person that a person can identitfy with, with the exception of somewhat normal podcast listeners.

We follow with political messages from the indescribable “Party of No Fixed Abode (and since it is indescribable we will not attempt to describe it) and “the Pity Party” (whether or not you vore for them – open your heart and please pity these poor, pathetic, unelectable bastards).

Finally –the revolutionary Sound Behind brings its revolutionary AI technology to the Margret Thatcher’s most famous speech as we hear the REAL goings-on behind the scenes.
Welcome/ warning intro
Theme music montage
Vote for the Lesser Asshole
Political Message – The Fucking Embarrassing Party
Political Message – The Don’t Vote Party
Political Message – The New Woke NAZI Party
Political Message – The ME Party
Vote Shminglefart
Political Message – The Liberal Inclusive Party
(PODCAST PROMO)
Political Message –Party of No Fixed Abode
Political Message – the Pity Party
THE SOUND BEHIND – Oooooh that Thatcher
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