Episodes

  • LO: To Know How To Test Whether You Are Wearing A Bra

    LO: To Know How To Test Whether You Are Wearing A Bra
    Oct 25 2024
    The Mr Ps are back with a special half-term episode! 🎉 In this week's catch-up, the brothers chat about their differing half-term breaks. Adam shares how he's been busy making his fim debut whereas Mr P is crawling to the half term break. Mr P recounts a harrowing experience after his dog was nearly mauled but now knows how to deal with it if it was to happen again. The lads rank their favourite school disco songs before answering some of your listener questions and sharing some hilarious teacher tired stories before finishing with a story of petty revenge. ​ Don't forget to share your own questions, dilemmas, stories, or confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • LO: To never laugh when telling a student off no matter how funny it may be.

    LO: To never laugh when telling a student off no matter how funny it may be.
    Oct 15 2024
    LO: To never laugh when telling a student off no matter how funny it may be. The Mr Ps are back with another packed episode, and this time they're both feeling the Monday blues! 😴 Despite the tiredness, the lads share a thread on things people believe to be 100% true without any solid evidence. From kids sensing when you're hungover and acting up, to printers only breaking down when you're in a rush. In their ranking segment, the brothers list their top 5 films set in schools, which turns into one of the hardest rankings as their are so many classics! As always, we've got some side-splitting listener stories! This week, teachers share the funniest reasons they've had to tell a student off. From kids saying the most unexpected things to hilarious classroom mishaps, these anecdotes will have you laughing out loud! Don't forget to share your own questions, dilemmas, stories, or confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Alex Horne- Taskmaster is Educational

    Alex Horne- Taskmaster is Educational
    Oct 11 2024
    In this episode, the lads are joined by none other than Alex Horne, the mastermind behind the hit TV show Taskmaster. They delve into the origins of the show, discussing how a fun idea among friends transformed into a television sensation enjoyed by millions. Alex discusses the Taskmaster Education initiative, which brings the fun and creativity of the show into schools which every school can sign up to at taskmastereducation.com. Alex explains how teachers and students can get involved, promoting teamwork and out-of-the-box thinking in the classroom. As always, we've got some laughs along the way. Alex reminisces about his own school days, sharing hilarious anecdotes and discussing how his experiences shaped his career. Make sure you share your questions, dilemmas, stories, or confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    59 mins
  • LO: To Always Enjoy A Tale Of Petty Revenge

    LO: To Always Enjoy A Tale Of Petty Revenge
    Oct 8 2024
    We’re back with another episode, and it’s a special one as we celebrate The Other Mr P’s birthday! 🎉 Adam shares the continuing saga of his elusive Ultimate Warrior towel—lost and found not once, but twice, is it lost forever? In our ranking of the week, we’re getting into the autumn spirit by listing our top five Harvest assembly bangers. We tackle a listener’s juicy dilemma, share stories of the weirdest thing a kid did at your school, share a massive O and finish with a listener’s ultimate act of petty revenge on her toxic school. Make sure you share your questions, dilemmas, stories, or confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode. Follow us on our socials and join the Facebook group to keep the conversation going! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • LO: To Know What Makes You Go From 0 to 100

    LO: To Know What Makes You Go From 0 to 100
    Oct 2 2024
    The Mr Ps are back with another packed episode, venting about the recent gloomy weather and how it impacts school life. The lads discuss the recent news that former MP Jonathan Gullis is struggling to return to teaching, sharing their thoughts on why he might be finding it hard to get back into teaching despite a huge recruitment crisis. They delve into the topic of things that instantly irritate them, particularly in the school environment and what makes them go from 0 to 100 As always, we’ve got some hilarious listener stories, including tales of teachers trying to show off and it backfiring spectacularly. From PE mishaps to classroom blunders, these anecdotes are sure to give you a good laugh! Make sure you share your questions, dilemmas, stories, or confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • LO: To Appreciate Things We Had That Kids Today Will Never Experience

    LO: To Appreciate Things We Had That Kids Today Will Never Experience
    Sep 26 2024
    The Two Mr Ps are back together in the same room after a few weeks apart, catching up on their recent adventures. Adam shares his eventful weekend in London, where he watched the Anthony Joshua fight and reflects on the realities of getting older and the toll of heavy weekends. The brothers introduce a new ranking segment, diving into a nostalgic list of things from their childhood that kids today will never experience, reminiscing about simpler times and the lost joys of their youth. They tackle a listener's dilemma about becoming a teaching assistant with a phobia that might make the job a bit of a struggle. The episode wraps up with some hilarious and cringe-worthy stories from the classroom, including an EYFS teacher's sticky situation involving a student's unconventional use of "glue" and a teacher hiding under a desk to avoid an angry parent. Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • LO: To Try Not To Have A Teacher Nickname

    LO: To Try Not To Have A Teacher Nickname
    Sep 19 2024
    Mr P is back in Newcastle delivering his popular year group cluster training sessions. Interested in booking one for your school or trust? Get in touch! Adam shares his eventful week, including running football trials for Years 5 and 6 and a hilarious swimming lesson where the kids thought he needed lessons himself! We discuss how the new school year is in full swing and the reality of when the novelty wears off for both teachers and students. Ever wondered what Jack Nicholson's iconic line from The Shining would be if the film were made today? We explore modern alternatives to "Here's Johnny!" and share our thoughts on the latest playground trends like the "Skibidi Toilet" craze. Our "Ranking of the Week" is back! This time, we're bravely ranking our favourite primary year groups to teach, from least to most preferred. Will you agree with our choices? We also share some hilarious teacher nicknames submitted by listeners, an awkward encounter in a supermarket's toiletry aisle, and an embarrassing moment at the opticians. Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • LO: To Learn To Say No!

    LO: To Learn To Say No!
    Sep 11 2024
    We have completed the trilogy and have released a third book - "How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups". Order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR The new school year is well underway, so it's time for a story about a colonoscopy, a changing room mishap, and getting caught watching a meerkat at its most intimate moment. The new school year is well underway, so it's time for a story about a colonoscopy, The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. ​ Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 11 mins