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Jelly-Boo is purple monster with a very big heart. She notices there are lots of boy and girl monsters roaming around, but there is not a school for them. She decides to create her own school and teach all the monster kids how to use their personal talents to be the best they can be!

From the number one best-selling author Arnie Lightning comes a brand-new Halloween joke collection with lots of spooky Halloween jokes, knee-slappers, and moan-n-groaners. You will cackle at all the jokes about monsters, ghouls, witches, ghosts, zombies, and more. Arnie's witty and comedic humor returns with the 2017 Halloween edition to make your little ghouls and goblins laugh with nonstop puns and jokes about everything Halloween. This refreshing classic is a perfect fit for the entire family to enjoy together!

Your child will enjoy these cute and fun Thanksgiving stories. These Thanksgiving short stories are quick and easy to listen to and enjoy, and the Thanksgiving jokes are hilarious. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and listening aloud at home with friends and family.

Every year at the North Pole Santa Claus, the elves, and reindeer work very hard to make Christmas a special time for all the boys and girls in the world. Join in on the fun and find out what happens on this very special Christmas. This book is perfect for listening aloud with friends and family. The target audience age is for toddlers, preschool, and younger children.

These fun Thanksgiving stories for kids are from the best-selling author Arnie Lightning! These short stories are perfect for early learners and great for quick bedtime listens, traveling, waiting rooms, and listening aloud with the entire family. Each story has a special lesson and gives a reason to show thanks. You and your children are sure to enjoy this Thanksgiving book!

Listen to these fun Thanksgiving stories for kids from the best-selling author, Arnie Lightning! These Thanksgiving short stories are quick and easy to understand and enjoy. Each story has a special lesson and gives a reason to be thankful. The Thanksgiving jokes are fun, too. You and your children will enjoy this amazing kids Thanksgiving audiobook!

Lucky is a very unlucky frog. To make his life even more unlucky, his mom is kidnapped by the evil beaver named Gary. Gary controls all the water of the forest with his dam. Can Lucky save his mom and the forest in time?

Gratitude and appreciation can make life wonderful. These five cute stories are excellent for teaching your little one about being thankful for the things they have. Each story is beautifully crafted with morals and lessons about gratitude and includes just-for-fun activities.

Joke telling can be very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke audiobook full of clean knock knock jokes for kids. This funny audiobook is full of hilarious knock knock jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about food will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Children will love listening aloud with friends and family.

From the number one best-selling author, Arnie Lightning, comes a brand-new Christmas joke collection with lots of hilarious holiday jokes, knee-slappers, and moan-n-groaners. You will be rolling on the floor laughing at all the jokes about Santa Claus, elves, reindeer, Christmas trees, gifts, and more. Arnie’s witty and comedic humor returns with the 2017 holiday edition to make your little ones laugh with nonstop puns and jokes about everything to do with Christmas.

Join Bloof on his adventure to find the perfect Halloween costume. He plans on going trick-or-treating on Halloween with his three best friends, Cassie the kitten, Yip-Yap the puppy, and Carrots the bunny. They already have their costumes selected, but Bloof is having a hard time finding the right costume for him.

This is the story of a friendly snowman named Icy who had a Christmas dream of his very own. Not so long ago, on a cold December day, Icy stood in the forest, wishing on stars in the sky. "More than anything, I want a pet penguin," he whispered. While his friends laughed at him, Icy believed Santa would make his wish come true....

Sonny is just a regular boy until one day he finds a conch shell on the beach. He hears a faint voice coming from the shell. It's a knight that has been trapped in there for many years. Will Sonny be brave enough to go on the adventure needed to save the knight?

Christmas is almost here, and the excitement is all around. The twinkling Christmas lights and the aroma of freshly baked cookies fills the air. You and your child will enjoy these special Christmas stories and jokes for kids.

Thanksgiving is a special time of year when family gets together, we eat lots of yummy food, and we spend quality time together. This is a cute rhyming story about a "normal" family Thanksgiving, but you will quickly see how familiar it will be. Grab a slice of pumpkin pie and enjoy.

Peanut and Sparky is a cute and fun children's book about a little boy and his silly little baby squirrel named Peanut and a feisty Golden Lab named Sparky. The two are a very unlikely duo. Follow the adventures of Peanut and Sparky, and find out what kind of mischief and fun they get into!

Noah is a normal six-year-old boy living a very normal life. Little does he know that today everything will change! One day, Noah comes home from school to see that his Uncle Eric is in town. Uncle Eric is a magician and traveler. Uncle Eric gives Noah a gift from his adventures in Japan. It's a magic pencil he acquired in an underwater volleyball match with a mermaid named Carl. What will Noah draw first?

Bloof is a small, round white puff of fur. He is a poof, but what is a poof? Join Bloof on his adventure to find out what a poof is and learn about the lesson of being yourself. Bloof learns that being "one of a kind" is a good thing! Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!

Yoshi is a kid ninja with high ambition. He wants to become the best ninja he can be, but he does not know where to start. Yoshi asks the Master Ninja for help, and he gives him a special scroll with all the answers. Does Yoshi have what it takes to become an excellent ninja?

Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke audiobook, full of clean Thanksgiving jokes for children.