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Faint of Heart
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
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Rebecca Harpster is frightened of spending the night alone, but she assures her husband Gary that she'll be fine when he goes out camping with his buddies for the weekend. They have a safe little home in the woods of Alaska with an excellent security system. Yeah, she knows she'll spend the entire time jumping at every noise, but she also knows that the danger is all in her head.
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Faint of Heart
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 06-03-24
- Language: English
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Ferocious
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Scott Thomas
- Length: 5 hrs and 18 mins
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Rusty Moss has raised his niece Mia since she was a baby. Now that she's almost 18, he's worried that the life he's given her - living off the grid in a cabin deep in the woods - is holding her back from her full potential. But that angst gets pushed aside when the undead forest animals arrive. At first it's just a squirrel - shockingly violent and almost impossible to kill. Followed by a grizzly bear, also aggressive and resilient, even when point-blank shotgun blasts to the face are involved.
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Terrifying, but funny in parts too
- By SarahC1985 on 30-11-19
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Ferocious
- Narrated by: Scott Thomas
- Length: 5 hrs and 18 mins
- Release date: 17-06-19
- Language: English
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Wolf Hunt
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Scott Thomas
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
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Meet George and Lou, thugs for hire. The kind of intimidating-yet-friendly guys who will break your thumbs, but be polite about it. Their latest assignment is to drive across Florida to deliver some precious cargo to a crime lord. The cargo: a man in a cage. Though Ivan seems perfectly human, they're warned that he is, in fact, a bloodthirsty werewolf.
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Bloody good book!
- By robert on 26-01-19
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Wolf Hunt
- Narrated by: Scott Thomas
- Series: Wolf Hunt, Book 1
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 11-01-16
- Language: English
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I Have a Bad Feeling about This
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Aaron Landon
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
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Henry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors - but that doesn't make him a wuss. Skinny nerd? Fine. But wuss is a little harsh. Sadly, his dad doesn't agree. Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp. Strongwoods isn't exactly as advertised. It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse, the "camp director" is a psycho drill sergeant, and Henry's sure he saw a sign written in blood...
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I have a good feeling about this book!!
- By Amazon Customer on 12-06-19
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I Have a Bad Feeling about This
- Narrated by: Aaron Landon
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 31-10-14
- Language: English
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An Apocalypse of Our Own
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Nadia Mori
- Length: 2 hrs and 49 mins
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Can the friend zone survive the end of the world? Missy and Kevin are friends. Just friends. They’d never actually date each other, because they’ve been friends since childhood, and that would be weird. Now it’s the apocalypse. People are leaking blood from their eyeballs and turning into homicidal oozing mutants. Fortunately, Kevin has access to an underground shelter, and he and Missy make it there in time to avoid a horrible gruesome death. But they’re trapped down there. Things are going to get weird.
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An Apocalypse of Our Own
- Narrated by: Nadia Mori
- Length: 2 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 23-03-18
- Language: English
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Allison
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Sara Morsey
- Length: 6 hrs and 2 mins
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Allison can break your bones with her mind, and she can't control her power. Now 45 years old, she's spent her life trying to stay away from other people. But a random encounter with a couple on the street leaves her believing that she may have done something horrible. Something unforgivable. Killer-for-hire Daxton and his girlfriend Maggie know the truth. Instead of easing Allison's anguish, they come up with a cruel plan to take advantage of it. But with Allison's abilities exposed, there may be a grisly body count very soon....
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Allison
- Narrated by: Sara Morsey
- Length: 6 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 06-05-20
- Language: English
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Wolf Hunt 3
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Scott Thomas
- Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins
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Though still mourning his recent loss, George Orton is surprisingly content. He's living in a secure compound where teenaged werewolf Ally is being trained to control her animalistic tendencies, and mad science experiment Eugene has regained most of his sanity. George knows they can't stay there forever, but for now, things are pretty good. Then he receives some shocking news: People at the compound have brought his partner and best friend Lou back to life. Not as a flesh-eating zombie; he's the old Lou, as much of a wiseass as before.
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Brilliant love it
- By Mark Jenkins on 03-01-21
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Wolf Hunt 3
- Narrated by: Scott Thomas
- Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 24-04-20
- Language: English
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Deathless
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Scott Thomas
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
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Though Darren Rust is serving a life sentence in prison, Alex Fletcher is desperate to escape the shadow of his former best friend. Darren is a psychopath who thought he’d found somebody who would kill with him, and when he realized he was wrong, he took everything from Alex. Alex is unable to have a normal social life. Until he meets Luna Booth. Alex may not have found his soul mate, but he’s found somebody that he loves spending time with. Somebody who doesn’t mind the nightmarish skeletons in his closet. In fact, she may be too understanding. Too interested.
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Deathless
- Narrated by: Scott Thomas
- Series: Pressure, Book 2
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 05-04-22
- Language: English
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Everything Has Teeth
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
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A city where people are turning gleefully insane. Inescapable blood-sucking bugs. A serial killer who may have discovered proof of alien life. A kinky proposal to "even out" an instance of infidelity. A man whose fingernails are growing at an out of control rate. These are only a few of the stories in Jeff Strand's deranged new collection, which includes several macabre tales written just for these bloody audiobook.
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Darky Funny
- By Lee on 04-04-20
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Everything Has Teeth
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 14-11-19
- Language: English
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Single White Psychopath Seeks Same
- An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 2
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
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Yes, Andrew Mayhem, hero of Graverobbers Wanted (No Experience Necessary) is back. Still incredibly brave. Still ridiculously irresponsible. And this time, becoming chainsaw fodder is one of his lesser worries. He’s forced to pose as a serial killer known as The Headhunter in order to infiltrate a group of maniacs who’ve gathered in an isolated Alaskan mansion for a weekend of murderous games. Can he free the potential victims in time...or will he be forced to participate in their demise?
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Very good story
- By Sebastian43 on 24-11-20
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Single White Psychopath Seeks Same
- An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 2
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Series: Andrew Mayhem, Book 2
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 20-11-20
- Language: English
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Fangboy
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Janine Haynes
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
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Nathan Pepper seemed like an ordinary baby -- except for a mouth full of scary sharp teeth. Because his life began with his grandmother strongly recommending that he be destroyed as soon as possible, it's safe to say that Nathan was not destined for a typical existence.
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Great storyline
- By Helen on 25-04-20
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Fangboy
- Narrated by: Janine Haynes
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 15-03-17
- Language: English
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Gleefully Macabre Tales
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
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Cemetery Dance Magazine says that, "No author working today comes close to Jeff Strand's perfect mixture of comedy and terror." Gleefully Macabre Tales compiles 33 of his most twisted blends of cringe-worthy horror and ghoulish humor, with a couple of serious pieces thrown in just to mess with you.
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Gleefully Macabre Tales
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 04-06-20
- Language: English
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Dead Clown Barbecue
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
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Dead Clown Barbecue is a collection of 29 gleefully macabre tales, seven of which were written just for this collection. There’s even a brand-new one about a ventriloquist dummy. Those things creep you out, right?
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Creepy little shorts
- By Kindle Customer on 14-09-23
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Dead Clown Barbecue
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
- Release date: 29-06-18
- Language: English
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How You Ruined My Life
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Andrew Eiden
- Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
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Rod's life doesn't suck. If you ask him, it's pretty awesome. He may not be popular, but he and his best friends play in a band that has a standing gig. Yeah, it's Monday night and they don't get paid, but they can crank the volume as loud as they want. And Rod's girlfriend is hot, smart, and believes in their band - believes in Rod. Aside from a winning lottery ticket, what more could he ask for? Answer: A different cousin. When Rod's scheming, two-faced cousin Blake moves in for the semester, Rod tries to keep calm. Blake seems to have everyone else fooled....
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How You Ruined My Life
- Narrated by: Andrew Eiden
- Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 03-04-18
- Language: English
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Mandibles
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 5 hrs and 33 mins
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Fire ants. Even when they're normal sized, they're horrible, wretched insects whose sting causes burning pain. But these ants are far from normal. And the city of Tampa, Florida has become infested with the oversized creatures.
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worst ever
- By Jonathan on 20-01-24
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Mandibles
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 5 hrs and 33 mins
- Release date: 24-01-23
- Language: English
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Benjamin's Parasite
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
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At any given moment, the human body contains millions of parasites. This is the story of just one. A really, really nasty one. Benjamin Wilson was having a lousy month even before the stomach pains began. He was about to turn 40. One of his students had been shot while on a homicidal meat cleaver rampage. And, shortly after the funeral, Benjamin didn't feel so good.... Now, everything is changing. His body is being affected in some very unpleasant ways.
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Fairly original concept.
- By Anonymous User on 17-03-24
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Benjamin's Parasite
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 17-02-22
- Language: English
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Casket for Sale (Only Used Once)
- An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 3
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
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Meet the new, improved Andrew Mayhem. He has a real job. He’s a better father and husband. And he’s vowed to quit accepting money from strange women in coffee shops to perform tasks that go terribly, terribly wrong. This time, he’s just taking a relaxing camping trip with his family and best friend. No shortcuts. The gas tank is full. The sinister warning of the crazy old man is taken seriously. Unfortunately, when you’re Andrew Mayhem, you just can’t help being attacked by a group of savage killers bent on inflicting ghastly torture and bringing horrific death.
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Casket for Sale (Only Used Once)
- An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 3
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Series: Andrew Mayhem, Book 3
- Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 26-03-21
- Language: English
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Candy Coated Madness
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
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A cheerful snack mascot who snaps under the pressure. The nightmarish effects of the most depressing holiday song of all time. A virtual-reality environment that allows you to enact your most depraved fantasies...sort of. Giant mutant cockroaches doing battle with zombies in the Old West. An unnerving discovery in the Book of Revelations. The true secret of silent comedian Buster Keaton's success. Plus a Halloween curse, a lot of psychopaths, and much more!
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Candy Coated Madness
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
- Release date: 25-05-21
- Language: English
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Bang Up
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
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"You want to pay me to sleep with your wife?" Kirk is extremely surprised by Ralph's proposition. He's even more surprised by the next part: Kirk is supposed to perform badly, to make Ralph look good by comparison. And Julie isn't supposed to know that any of this was planned. It's the kind of offer any smart, sane person would turn down. But this is not a book about smart, sane people. This is "bad decisions spiral out of control" all the way. From the Bram Stoker Award-nominated author of Pressure and Dweller comes something lighter, goofier, and way smuttier.
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Bang Up
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 04-08-22
- Language: English
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Clowns vs. Spiders
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
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Jaunty the Clown just wants to entertain families with lighthearted slapstick antics, but people think of clowns as terrifying, nightmarish creatures who hide in closets or under beds. When Jaunty, along with his fellow performers, are fired from the circus, they're told that the world just doesn't like clowns anymore. Still, clowns have to eat. And since these clowns don't eat children, to make ends meet they're eventually forced to take a job in a popular haunted attraction, the Mountain of Terror. But millions of oversized spiders are about to invade....
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very different I personally was disappointed
- By Kotters on 17-02-20
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Clowns vs. Spiders
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 31-12-19
- Language: English
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