The Ballad of Shady Greg

He'll face other dangers, like people, and unlike the profit, other people aren’t always motivated by coin. But neither is Greg, and they'll learn that the hard way.

Are you a discerning delver? Dungeon diver? Adventurer? Need items? I've got 'em. I've plenty of enchanted weapons, blessed and not so blessed armors, powerful scrolls, arcane treasures, and other amazing baubles and trinkets just waiting to be discovered by you, yes you. But act fast!

Welcome back, my adventurous friends. I’m Shady Greg, and I’ve got a plan. Jadera—the land that stole me from Earth and assigned me to be a Merchant—is opening a new area soon, and I’m going to be the first to plunder its riches! Ahem, I mean, set up shops that help adventurers like you. At reasonable prices, even! It's ripe for the taking! I've never seen an opportunity this good. With the dastardly villain of my last adventure out of the picture, there’s really nothing between me and a monopoly of the new Misty Isles! Nothing could possibly go wrong!

This is the story of how I, the one and only Shady Greg, saved the world of Jadera. What, you thought it was over after my Misty Isle adventures? To tell you the truth, so did I. After everything, I really thought I could run Greg’s Dungeon Emporium and rest on my laurels.