Robert Rankin
The Book of Ultimate Truths
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Raiders of the Lost Car Park
- Cornelius Trilogy, Book 2
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 94
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 86
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 85
Part two of the three-part Epic Adventure - featuring a lost car park, the Hidden King of the World and more conspiracies than you can shake a stout stick at....
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5 out of 5 stars
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fabulous
- By robin on 25-02-19
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Raiders of the Lost Car Park
- Cornelius Trilogy, Book 2
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Cornelius Trilogy, Book 2
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 27-12-13
- Language: English
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The Antipope
- The First Part of the Brentford Trilogy
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Andy Greenhalgh, David Gooderson, Robert Rankin
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 491
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 391
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 394
You could say it all started with the red-eyed tramp with the slimy fingers who put the wind up Neville....
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5 out of 5 stars
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The Anti-pope
- By John on 12-07-09
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The Antipope
- The First Part of the Brentford Trilogy
- Narrated by: Andy Greenhalgh, David Gooderson, Robert Rankin
- Series: Brentford, Book 1
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 26-07-06
- Language: English
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The Book of Ultimate Truths
- Cornelius Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 144
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 128
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 127
Cornelius Murphy is a big-haired seventeen-year-old tall school leaver, devoted avoider of regular employment and Stuff of Epics....
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1 out of 5 stars
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Dreadful narration. Truly awful.
- By S. Gordon on 12-12-20
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The Book of Ultimate Truths
- Cornelius Trilogy, Book 1
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Cornelius Trilogy, Book 1
- Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 17-12-13
- Language: English
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The Brentford Triangle
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 2
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 7 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 286
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 264
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 259
Omally groaned. "It is the end of mankind as we know it. I should never have got up so early today" and all over Brentford electrical appliances were beginning to fail....
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5 out of 5 stars
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excellent
- By KH on 28-07-20
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The Brentford Triangle
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 2
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Brentford, Book 2
- Length: 7 hrs
- Release date: 22-10-13
- Language: English
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Armageddon: The Musical
- Armageddon Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 172
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 158
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 158
From the point of view of 2050, you're history....
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3 out of 5 stars
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There’s a reason people pay voice actors
- By S P Goodwin on 19-08-21
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Armageddon: The Musical
- Armageddon Trilogy, Book 1
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Armageddon Trilogy, Book 1
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 26-11-13
- Language: English
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The Suburban Book of the Dead
- Armageddon Trilogy, Book 3
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 11 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 70
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 65
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 65
The final novel in the Armageddon Quartet and arguably the best of the three....
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3 out of 5 stars
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mind blowing
- By Macstiv on 08-01-22
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The Suburban Book of the Dead
- Armageddon Trilogy, Book 3
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Armageddon Trilogy, Book 3
- Length: 11 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 13-12-13
- Language: English
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They Came and Ate Us
- Armageddon Trilogy, Book 2
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 12 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 88
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 82
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 81
It is the year 2060 and oh no! The world is going to end again....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Out there.....and then some!
- By D. Moreira on 13-08-21
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They Came and Ate Us
- Armageddon Trilogy, Book 2
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Armageddon Trilogy, Book 2
- Length: 12 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 06-12-13
- Language: English
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A Dog Called Demolition
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 92
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 85
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 83
Danny: The portrait of a surreal killer. Each one of us has an invisible space alien perched upon our shoulders controlling our thoughts....
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2 out of 5 stars
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great reading..if you're a 5 year old!
- By J. Barnes on 22-10-21
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A Dog Called Demolition
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
- Release date: 05-09-14
- Language: English
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The Garden of Unearthly Delights
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 85
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 74
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Story4 out of 5 stars 73
You are now leaving the age of Aquarius please lower your seat when rising from your head. It was something to do with the cycles of history....
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1 out of 5 stars
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Disappointed Nostalgically
- By Alan Toms on 04-05-22
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The Garden of Unearthly Delights
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 10 hrs
- Release date: 05-09-14
- Language: English
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Nostradamus Ate My Hamster
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 116
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 103
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 103
Robert wants to be a star in the movies. He has invented a system with his computer that could put the old stars back on the screen, alongside him....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Utterly Bonkers
- By Mr. R. J. Hall on 07-03-22
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Nostradamus Ate My Hamster
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 10-10-14
- Language: English
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The Sprouts of Wrath
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 4
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 168
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 154
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 153
Amazing, but true: Brentford Town Council, in an act of supreme public-spiritedness (and a great big wodge of folding stuff from a mysterious benefactor) has agreed to host the next Olympic Games....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Vintage Rankin
- By SeaEagle1453 on 11-12-13
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The Sprouts of Wrath
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 4
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Brentford, Book 4
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 29-10-13
- Language: English
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East of Ealing
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 3
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 198
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 181
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 181
Ahead, where once had been only bombsite land, the Lateinos and Romiith building rose above Brentford....
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5 out of 5 stars
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A cracking story by Rankin
- By SeaEagle1453 on 14-12-13
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East of Ealing
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 3
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Brentford, Book 3
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 29-10-13
- Language: English
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Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 6
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 130
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 121
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 121
It has always been John Omally's secret ambition to become a rock star. In his youth he mastered air guitar and wardrobe-mirror posing, but he lacked that certain something. Talent....
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5 out of 5 stars
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No sausage rolls?
- By John Fleming on 10-10-22
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Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 6
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Brentford, Book 6
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 12-11-13
- Language: English
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The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: uncredited
- Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 141
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 91
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 91
A lot of heavy drinking, bad behaviour, fast car chases, gratuitous sex and violence, bizarre toy fetishism....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Film Noir in Toy Town
- By Roy on 26-06-06
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The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse
- Narrated by: uncredited
- Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 19-04-06
- Language: English
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The Brentford Chainstore Massacre
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 5
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 142
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 129
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 127
There is nothing more powerful than a bad idea whose time has come. And there can be few ideas less bad or more potentially apocalyptic than that hatched by genetic scientist Dr Stephen Malone....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another great book
- By Gary lawson on 07-07-14
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The Brentford Chainstore Massacre
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 5
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Brentford, Book 5
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 05-11-13
- Language: English
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Sprout Mask Replica
- Barking Mad Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 93
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 89
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Story4 out of 5 stars 90
The compelling story of a family of fervent God-botherers which may or may not be a family memoir and is certainly full of tall tales....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Unusual but catvhing
- By Bill Atkinson on 21-01-23
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Sprout Mask Replica
- Barking Mad Trilogy, Book 1
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Barking Mad Trilogy, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 07-10-14
- Language: English
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The Brightonomicon
- By: Robert Rankin, Neil Gardner, Elliott Stein
- Narrated by: David Warner, Rupert Degas, Andy Serkis, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 64
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 56
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 56
This is the tale of two incredible people - one who knows he is incredible and the other who learns to be incredible....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Essential addition to the Robert Rankin collection
- By Anonymous User on 22-08-19
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The Brightonomicon
- Narrated by: David Warner, Rupert Degas, Andy Serkis, Martin Jarvis, Jason Isaacs, Sarah Douglas, Mark Wing-Davey
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 20-07-19
- Language: English
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The Greatest Show off Earth
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 85
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 76
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Story4 out of 5 stars 76
Roll up! Roll Up! You have never seen anything like it in your life. The last thing Raymond expected when he went down to his allotment was to be abducted....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excelent
- By Mr P Carty on 01-03-15
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The Greatest Show off Earth
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 05-09-14
- Language: English
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Apocalypso
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 86
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 78
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Story4 out of 5 stars 79
Look out there's a monster coming....
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3 out of 5 stars
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Appalling reading by the author
- By J. Finch on 04-11-22
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Apocalypso
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 9 hrs
- Release date: 13-11-14
- Language: English
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The Most Amazing Man Who Ever Lived
- Cornelius Trilogy, Book 3
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 72
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 69
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 69
The epic conclusion to the epic trilogy - and trilogies do not go out with a bigger bang than this one....
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3 out of 5 stars
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Rankin fans will enjoy the over-the-top craziness
- By Rich on 10-07-14
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The Most Amazing Man Who Ever Lived
- Cornelius Trilogy, Book 3
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Cornelius Trilogy, Book 3
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 31-12-13
- Language: English
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