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52 Times Britain Was a Bellend
- The History You Didn't Get Taught at School
- Narrated by: Mathew Baynton
- Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
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Summary
Twitter hero James Felton brings you the painfully funny history of Britain you were never taught at school, chronicling 52 of the most ludicrous, weird and downright 'baddie' things we Brits* have done to the world since time immemorial - before conveniently forgetting all about them, of course. Including:
- Starting wars with China when they didn't buy enough of our class A drugs
- Inventing a law so we didn't have to return objects we'd blatantly stolen from other countries
- Casually creating muzzles for women
- And almost going to war over a crime committed by a pig
52 TIMES BRITAIN WAS A BELLEND will complete your knowledge of this sceptred isle in ways you never expected. So if you've ever wondered how we put the 'Great' in 'Great Britain', wonder no more . . .
*And when we say British, for the most part we unfortunately just mean the English.
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"Scurrilous, scandalous and frequently disgusting. I absolutely loved it." (James O'Brien)
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- Glenn Doyle
- 22-01-22
Embarrassingly Brilliant
Brilliant thought but Jesus I have a far better understanding as to why so many people hate us Brits 🙆🏼♂️🙆🏼♂️🙆🏼♂️
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- Karen Maura
- 14-04-21
"Sorry not sorry", the Brits
Jam packing (some of) the times Britain Was a Bellend into 2 hours, can't have been easy. Tute on son! Tute on!
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- Martin Hatch
- 25-02-20
Shamefully funny
Bite sized stories to highlight our elitist history being somewhat off the mark. Funny and tragic in equal measures, with a slice of sarcasm to round thing off nicely.
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- Dr M.
- 22-10-19
When's the sequel coming out?
Brilliant! Can we please have some more? Please? Everyone should read this especially those nostalgic for the British Empire.
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- Garry J.
- 13-02-22
it was amusing
kept me amused on a couple of seafront strolls. all of the stories were equally interesting. Maybe not worth a monthly credit due to it being so short
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- Emma
- 06-07-21
The history you're not taught at school.
Well read and very sad but also funny too. Makes you wonder what else you don't know about history?
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- Rebecca
- 21-08-21
Funny!
Very interesting and enjoyable. Well read by the lovely Mathew Baynton of Horrible Histories and Ghosts.
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- Lc Rullow
- 16-01-22
Interesting subject matter
Very interesting, I learned a lot about the unknown and untold history of Britain. The reader had a good voice, but I had to read it at x1.5 speed as his delivery is a little slow.
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- Dawn Ritchie
- 03-06-22
hilarious and interesting
fun. hilarious facts that you wouldnt know. really interesting and lighhearted history. not for serious historians
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- GB
- 09-01-23
funny
loved this and the narrator is brilliant. i docked a star purely because the 'c' bombs dropped were a little too much for me, but amusing overall all the same
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