Listen free for 30 days

Listen with offer

  • A Troll Walks into a Bar

  • A Noir Urban Fantasy Novel (Alexander Southerland, P.I., Book 1)
  • By: Douglas Lumsden
  • Narrated by: Duffy P. Weber
  • Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (15 ratings)
Offer ends May 1st, 2024 11:59PM GMT. Terms and conditions apply.
£7.99/month after 3 months. Renews automatically.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
A Troll Walks into a Bar cover art

A Troll Walks into a Bar

By: Douglas Lumsden
Narrated by: Duffy P. Weber
Get this deal Try for £0.00

Pay £99p/month. After 3 months pay £7.99/month. Renews automatically. See terms for eligibility.

£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Buy Now for £18.99

Buy Now for £18.99

Pay using card ending in
By completing your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and authorise Audible to charge your designated card or any other card on file. Please see our Privacy Notice, Cookies Notice and Interest-based Ads Notice.

Listeners also enjoyed...

In Plain Sight cover art
The Genesis Files cover art
Broken Places cover art
Curse of the Phoenix cover art
Storm Front cover art
24/7 Demon Mart: Publisher's Pack cover art
The Final Game cover art
The Stranger Times cover art
Necessary Evil cover art
Convergence cover art
Spectral Detective: A Three-Book Collection: An Uncanny Kingdom Urban Fantasy cover art
Path of the Dead cover art
Nightmare Carnival cover art
Guardian, The Choice: A Magical Beasts Action Adventure Fantasy cover art
The Sinful: A Leroy Cutter Novel cover art
The Shadow Changeling Series cover art

Summary

A troll in a pinstriped suit walks into a bar. He's looking for Alex Southerland, private investigator and summoner of elementals. A gorgeous dame is going to come to Southerland with a case, and the troll tells him that he is going to turn the case down - or else! But Southerland doesn't respond well to threats, even from a seven-and-a-half foot, 500-pound enforcer. Besides, he needs the dough! The stubborn PI soon finds himself cruising through the traffic-jammed streets of Yerba City in an outlandish beastmobile borrowed from a glorified pimp, encountering corrupt city officials, deadly gang bosses, creatures of legend, the sleaziest attorney in the city, a were-rat, and an irresistible - if homicidal - refugee from the ocean depths. Framed for a murder he didn't commit, Southerland weaves his way from seedy neighborhoods to the dazzling lights of downtown - and from one savage beating to the next - to clear his name and uncover a shocking secret.

©2019 Douglas W Lumsden (P)2020 Douglas W Lumsden

What listeners say about A Troll Walks into a Bar

Average customer ratings
Overall
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    12
  • 4 Stars
    2
  • 3 Stars
    1
  • 2 Stars
    0
  • 1 Stars
    0
Performance
  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    12
  • 4 Stars
    1
  • 3 Stars
    0
  • 2 Stars
    0
  • 1 Stars
    0
Story
  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    12
  • 4 Stars
    0
  • 3 Stars
    1
  • 2 Stars
    0
  • 1 Stars
    0

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.

Sort by:
Filter by:
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

A good listen!

I liked it a lot, Action, humour, twists, the shady hero. what's not to love? Love the characters good and bad

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Funny gritty supernatural story

Loved this! A bit like Robert B Parker with the supernatural element. If you like Jim Butcher I think you’ll like this.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Loved it

Witty, dark and exciting. Totally page turner. My recommendation. Usually not a fan of detective stories and fantasy, but I could not put this away.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars
Listener received this title free

Brilliant! A must read

Great story well plotted, and a superb narrator is the cherry on the cake. I mean who wouldn't want to listen to a great detective story, with the usual cast of trolls, dwarves, elemental spirits and fish men?

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!