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  • By: D.M. Guay
  • Narrated by: Todd Haberkorn
  • Length: 19 hrs and 23 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (44 ratings)
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Summary

Contains books one and two of the 24/7 Demon Mart series.

The Graveyard Shift, book one

Lloyd Wallace is the most clueless crossing guard the intersection of hell and earth has ever seen. So clueless, that he doesn't even realize the beer cave in the corner store where he works is the gateway to hell.

The gate needs a hero, but Lloyd's a zero, a loser with a capital L. He had no money and no prospects until the night he accidentally slayed a one-eyed tentacle monster hellbent on world domination. And, impressed by his pure heart and bravery, the suave but devilish owner of the 24/7 Dairy Mart gave Lloyd a job.

His coworkers - a karate-chopping bombshell and a talking roach with a really bad attitude - need Lloyd's help to keep the demons in line. Can he man up and become a world-saving hero? Or, will he remain a couch-surfing zero? The fate of the world is on the line. What could go wrong?

Monster Burger, book two

One loser, one karate-chopping bombshell, and one talking cockroach stand between you and the zombie apocalypse.

Demon Mart has a serious pest problem. Shoddy construction has compromised the gate. Even the neighborhood is in flux, now that the Monster Burger across the street has a snooty new owner with a personal beef against the Demon Mart staff. And Lloyd Wallace, one-time world-saving hero, is too scared to leave his house. He's had a bit of trouble dealing with the fact that zombies are real.

When the store's living dead staff get restless, and human customers start shuffling around, absolutely starving, ready to eat anything they can get their hands on, it's clear 24/7 Demon Mart has a big problem. It's ground zero for the zombie apocalypse.

It's up to DeeDee, Lloyd, and Kevin to save the day - again. But Lloyd will have to conquer his crippling fear long enough to do his job?         

Includes bonus content: Hell for the Holidays, a 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas special.

©2019 D.M. Guay (P)2020 Podium Audio

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Entertaining high energy comedy

Introduced to this author though authors and dragons, Very glad I was! enjoyable romp about a shop attendant where things are not what they first seem.
Good fun story with a really enthusiastic narrator that only helps to get you sucked in to it.

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Fantastic

I don't say it often but I loved it. I found myself laughing aloud and didn't realise Horror, comedy and a cock roach named Kevin was what I needed to take the 2020 blues away.

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Absolutely Brilliant

The book is funny. Laugh out loud moments. I might have laughed into tears a few times.

The narrator is incredible. He is the perfect match for the book.

Incredible audiobook!

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Best audiobook I’ve listened to for a while

I really enjoyed this book, it was hard to stop listening to it. The characters are very likeable and the story was great! Such an easy book to listen to all day, it was very funny too! Can’t wait to listen to the next book! I recommend this book if all things supernatural & comedy.

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laugh out loud hilarious

loved it so much I've listened to it twice now given space in-between for other audiobooks.
The narrator is excellent and is perfect for the MC Lloyd. His other voices are great too.
There are 2 more in the series after this one, I've also listened to these and highly recommend. So without further Ado I'm off to start the next book for the 2nd time.

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KAZ🇬🇧 ABSOLUTELY AMAZING 🤩

Where do I begin 🤔 this is absolutely brilliant so funny I was laughing out loud It's got evil elves demon's a clueless human working for a vampire an angel giving answer's via a magic 8balla a cockroach that was once a human & so so much more you've got to get this amazing book After playing the sample I took a chance & I'm so glad I did It's up there as 1 of my favorite book's of all time Brilliant character's awesome narration seriously funny storyline & a different take on my usual choice of book's You need to hear this honestly get it now 😃 5 out of 5 all the way 💙💙

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not bad

a little obvious but good story
chewing gum for the ears all round entertainment and fun

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LOVED IT!!!!!!!!

everything i could tell you about this book is written above and i hate to give any spoilers in anyway !!!! but....ATM I am sick with pneumonia! so im in bed with nothing to do and holding my kindle atm takes to much energy....I am so glad I gave this author a try....I have absolutely LOVED this 2 book set in the series I bought it with just 1credit ....loved it so much I bought the next book in the series before i finished these 2 ....funny .brilliantly written ...brilliantly narrated (recognised the narrator Todd Haberkorn from many of the Anime i have watched) .It has bought me so much laughter when I have really needed it ...... give it a try you won't be sorry ..you will be buying the next book instead !

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Amazing and funny

Amazing and funny, amazing voice actor as well. Would recommend is you want something ligh.

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Fantastic

Absolutely hilarious and gripping stories. The narrator does a fantastic job with the voices and recreating the Demon Mart world. Just hope the rest of the series get the audiobook treatment

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