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Condomnauts

By: Yoss
Narrated by: Marco Guerrero
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Summary

Set a course for intercourse with this raucous space opera from Yoss, “Cuba's premiere science-fiction writer” (Vice), where humans explore the limits of the Milky Way - and their libidos.

In the 24th century, Josué Valdés’ rise from an orphan in the slums of Rubble City, Cuba, to one of the galaxy’s most accomplished explorers was nothing short of meteoric. Josué used to race cockroaches for cash on the streets until he discovered his true-calling: as a sexual ambassador for humanity and the Nu Barsa colony.

Every so-called “condomnaut” knows that trade deals in the galactic community depend on sexual pacts, which makes every encounter a close encounter. While some condomnauts have been trained and genetically enhanced to meet the needs of any tentacled insectoid in the galaxy, Josué is a natural whose ego could eclipse the big dipper. Josué and his fellow intrepid condomnauts travel light years across the galaxy and discover that old rivalries - and prejudices - are never far behind. When the first extragalactic beings arrive in the Milky Way, and with them the potential to negotiate for extraordinary new technologies, Josué must call upon every ounce of his talent to seal the deal for his colony and all of humanity.

Indirectly investigating current sexual mores, Cuban science-fiction rock star Yoss plays upon stereotypes while making it clear that in Communist Cuba, what is daring is not always funny and vice versa. Following the success of Super Extra Grande and A Planet for Rent, Yoss brings us another uproarious space adventure with Condomnauts, a wildly inventive and unapologetic tale that would make even Barbarella blush.

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