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  • Don't Be a Dick and Other Sound Advice

  • 69 Practical Ways of Making the World a Kinder, More Loving Place
  • By: Matthew J. Distefano
  • Narrated by: Matthew Longmire
  • Length: 1 hr and 55 mins

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By: Matthew J. Distefano
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Summary

"Don't be a dick." In today's world, these four words can be the key to making our existence a kinder, more loving place. Within this book are 69 practical ways of helping out your fellow human being. Between advice on how to not be a dick to your family and friends, to how to not be a dick to people online, this little hurricane of a guide covers it all. By the end of it, you'll be returning your shopping carts, cleaning your sweat off the gym equipment, and getting consent prior to any sexual encounter like a boss. Listen to Don't Be a Dick, put the advice into practice, and I guarantee you'll see your life and the lives of those around you improve.*

(*Results not guaranteed.)

©2022 Matthew J. Distefano (P)2022 Matthew J. Distefano

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