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- Discworld, Book 3
- Narrated by: Tony Robinson
- Series: Discworld (abridged), Book 3, Discworld: Witches (abridged), Book 1
- Length: 2 hrs and 54 mins
- Abridged Audiobook
- Categories: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy
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- I. Ohr
- 27-09-15
Shame there was no Nigel Planer Unabridged version
Tony Robinson does bring this alive, but it's a Shame I couldn't get the Unabridged read by Nigel Planer. He does the sarcasm very well. As does Tony Robinson in this one. Unabridged was voiced by someone I've not heard of, who didn't seem to carry off the dry wit of the book in the same way.
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- Luciana
- 02-02-17
Great book
I loved, the narrator gives the story character. Would only say that sometimes it is quite hard to listen on the go, since the narrator lower his voice, so if you are out and about, with the noise on the streets, you might struggle a bit.
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- Peter
- 03-05-20
incomplete book. AVOID
not the full book
save your tokens and avoid. very disappointing audible.
avoid avoid a
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- Matt
- 10-06-19
a bit too short.
great performance but the story does suffer for being abridged. Shame really especially as the only other version has terrible sound quality.
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- Gazza
- 23-01-19
Excellent!
Excellent story!! Narrator was very good, however, the difference in volume between his whisper and shouting voice was too great. Kept having to turn the volume up and down....
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- Beatrice Denis
- 30-12-18
over too soon!!!
if you enjoy Terry Prachette, than this will delight you! It is a very nice book, with memorable characters.
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- emma
- 07-03-15
simply wonderful!
a simply wonderful story, beautifuly read, thoroughly enjoyed it and I didn't want it to end
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- Stephen
- 25-05-21
Love Pratchett
All his books tend to be wonderful. Tony Robinson does wonderful work of the abridged story and does incredible voices too. The shorted form version is much more enjoyable than the full one since that audio book was done by a narrator who I feel didnt quite fit the genre of work.
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- Ruthie
- 16-07-20
Watches!!
What's better than wizards?, wizards and witches. I can't think of anything better for cheering a person up in these challenging times. Tony Robinson just gets better and better
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- martin white
- 12-11-19
loved it
Pratchett, Bolderick, granny weather wax, you can't not miss this book a must for all fans of the disc
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- Brad
- 19-04-22
be careful
before buying, be aware this is NOT the full version of the book. though it is not advertised as such, it is a heavily abridged version
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- nancy s.
- 18-03-22
At just 2 hours, not a great buy but . . .
I’m a big Discworld fan so it was worth it to me, especially with the witches meeting the wizards.
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