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Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die
- And Other Comforting Thoughts on Family, Friends, Sex, Love and More Things That Ruin Your Life
- Narrated by: Daniel Sloss
- Length: 6 hrs and 41 mins
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Daniel Sloss' stand-up comedy engages, enrages, offends, unsettles, educates, comforts and gets audiences roaring with laughter - all at the same time. In his groundbreaking specials, seen on Netflix and HBO, he has brilliantly tackled everything from male toxicity and friendship to love, romance and marriage - and claims (with the data to back it up) that his on-stage laser-like dissection of relationships has single-handedly caused more than 300 divorces and 120,000 breakups.
Now, in his first book, he picks up where his specials left off, and goes after every conceivable kind of relationship - with one's country (Sloss' is Scotland); with America; with lovers, ex-lovers, ex-lovers who you hate, ex-lovers who hate you; with parents; with best friends (male and female), not-best friends; with children; with siblings; and even with the global pandemic and our own mortality. In Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die, every human connection gets the brutally funny (and unfailingly incisive) Sloss treatment as he illuminates the ways in which all of our relationships are fragile and ridiculous and awful - but also valuable and meaningful and important.
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- Anonymous User
- 13-10-21
one amazing, long stand up
If you like Daniel's stand up shows, you'll definitely appreciate this book. I loved it!
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- Allsopian
- 22-07-22
life lessons from Daniel, common sense prevails
loved this. love him. glad he is in love. loved the chapter on relationships.
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- Kevin Gilmartin
- 23-10-21
Excellent, thought provoking profanity.
If your familiar with Sloss' comedy there won't be anything in here that comes as a shock to you. If you aren't, then buckle up and don't listen in front of the kids.
If you're in a relationship and not the happiest, and entertaining guilty thoughts of "what would it be like if I was single?" then give this a listen before making any decisions. It won't talk you into staying, but it will help you rationalize those feelings into something you don't need to beat yourself up over.
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- Owen Gill
- 17-10-21
The fastest I've ever finished an Audio book!
If you like Daniel Sloss' Netflix specials, you'll absolutely love this book, and even if you don't, just go for it! You are guaranteed to enjoy it. His unique take on the world combined with his cutting humour makes it hard to stop listening to!
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- Daniel Vine
- 28-03-23
Absolute genius
Loved every second of this book. From start to finish I was hooked. Struggled to stop listening. Highly recommend to anyone.
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- Sarah
- 12-04-24
Brilliant book
I chuckled and exhaled through my nose countless times. Great observations. It's narrated by Daniel Sloss himself, and I wish more things were.
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- Merve
- 19-10-21
Amazing!
Extended version of his four shows and more. loved, laugh and probably listen again
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- Ben B.
- 09-11-21
Sloss shows he's got the slots slossage
Hilarious life story for one of the funniest comedians in recent years! Worth the time, and learning how to understand a Scottish accent
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- Ingunnlh
- 28-11-21
Awesome
Like his stand up but just 5 hours long! What is there not to love about that?!
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- Ana
- 30-10-21
A must read!!
I loved Daniel Sloss’ Netflix shows and this book did not disappoint!! Everyone needs to read this book! I’ve recommended it to so many friends!
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