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Frankie Best Hates Quests
- Narrated by: Chris Smith, Karise Yansen, Roy McMillan
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Literature & Fiction
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Summary
Brought to you by Penguin.
A brand-new book from Chris Smith, one half of the team behind the best-selling Kid Normal series!
Pixar's Onward meets Jumanji in an enormously fun fantasy by best-selling author Chris Smith.
Frankie is not happy. Not only is she stuck at Grandad's for a whole week while her parents swan off to the Arctic, now she's discovered that there's NO WIFI anywhere in the house!
Also in the house are:
Joel - Frankie's annoying nerd brother who spend all his times playing computer games like Elf-Quest and just generally being really super annoying.
Grandad - likes gardening down the allotment and cups of tea. Oh, and is also the custodian of a secret fantasy realm called Parallelia.
When Grandad is kidnapped by a host of gnoblins (no that is not spelt incorrectly), it falls to Frankie and Joel to save the day. Frankie did have big plans to watch YouTube and eat pot noodles that Saturday, but she guesses she'll just have to go on an epic mega-dangerous quest instead....
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- Anonymous User
- 26-06-22
why does Frankie not like quests?
I myself live in a castle it's very nice so I asked my mother to get me this because it was about quests and I loved it!
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- Kimberley
- 22-04-22
5 star story
Brilliant story that kept the kids engrossed from beginning to end. The second we got in the car they wanted to listen to Frankie Best. A great book for kids and adults alike. I mean even I got excited when I thought I'd worked something out and then the story confirmed it.